Umm did she name the kid after the pornstar? Not on purpose, but possibly subconsciously.

This whole story sounds suspiciously like a promo for Portlandia. I mean the store owners can’t be that obtuse can they?

In your experience? How old are you exactly?

I had a pet tarantula named PT Barnum. I judged people worth of friendship if they could endure his presence. Miss the little hairy guy.

Miss the days when people used to just yell Baba Booey.

Eh I've always prefered Maple Leaf Forever to O, Canada.

I'd rather blame Kenneth Starr and pretty much the entire GOP for going overboard about a blow job of all things.