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So in high school I had a crush on my straight best friend, who had a crush on a young woman from out of town. In order to get her to agree to attending prom with him—driving five hours to where we were—B had to secure a date for her best friend, as that was the only way B’s crush would allow her to go. So I took the

Good thing Maldonado wasn't driving that F1 car. He'd have crashed into the truck in mid air (somehow).

I know something it can't beat.

"I Would Totally Live In This 80 Sq-Ft Custom Cargo Trailer"

Hat-Themed wedding.

Grammar shifting, not double spacing like you should. I live my life a paragraph at a time. For those 10 sentences or less, I'm comprehensive reading.

Gas prices kill trucks, wagons inherit the earth.

So you are telling me that you want to build a Jeep on a Fiat hatchback chassis? Get out of my office!

[note - check the pictures - there are shiny clean ones now!]
Angelo creaked a headlight open. Sun coming up again. He'd lost count of how long he'd been in the garage. He knew it had been years, felt the slight chill of winter and the baking heat of summer slowly cycle over the tin roof. He sometimes thought about the

With apologies to Dr. Seuss...

"The Hellcat can burn 1.5 gallons of gas per minute."

Let me tell you a little story about GM people, because the "culture" comes from the people and their attitudes, as you say, Patrick.

I figure most likely scenario is getting road head and as you climax involuntarily hit the key fob with your knee and crash into the jersey barrier at 85 with your coworkers head in your lap... your wife will not be happy if present at your funeral, but what did she expect when you bought a mid-life crisis Camaro ?

Wow...Ford's site really keeps up with the news!

Then comes the rebel. The loner who dares take his car off the grid even if it means having to remember how to get to Starbucks all on his own. He's an unstoppable juggernaut that can't be dealt with because The Man has become reliant on their foolish system of push button policing. Will he be the one to show

This reminds me of a story my cousin told me about his time in the Marine Corps. Any time he was being transported by chopper he'd always check to see if the chopper was leaking any fluids. If it wasn't, he wouldn't get on. Obviously I asked him why not.