I was going to call him an Oompa Loompa then I remembered they do all the work.

Oh, my pleasure! Here’s a bonus round.

Trump’s hair is a toupee made from asbestos fibers. A blowtorch would have no effect on it.

Yeah, this particular time period seems to be trying to bring back every pre New Deal horror show with a twist: it’s not piecework in a factory, it’s “gig economy.” It’s not “tenement rat’s nest”, they’re “apodments.” Unions are sucky, who needs safety or environmental controls, to blazes with the public health, bring…

This is the most disturbing version of The Giving Tree I’ve ever seen.

Let me try again.

Agreed. It is fucked up that threats posted online are not treated with the seriousness they deserve.

Yeah, I’m disappointed too. It’s not a zero-sum game. We can (and should) be glad that Eichenwald is seeing justice for the assault perpetrated against him AND also want the Gamergate asshole meninists who perpetrate online assaults against women to receive the same justice.

Thank you for this. The nazi fuck purposely sent a gif to an epileptic Jew with the hopes of triggering a seizure. That is assault and a hate crime.

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

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WASHINGTON STATE, REPRESENT!

This is a little outside the issue of the travel ban, but the US embassy in Kabul has stopped visa interviews for Afghan interpreters:

This ban is making Bob’s career. Over the last month, he’s become more polished and camera-ready, and his standing in the state (well, the west side of the state, with all of the people) has been greatly elevated. As a Washingtonian, I love that he and Angry Jay (Climate Change is Real! Xenophobia is Bad!) Inslee…

As part of my birthday gift a couple years ago, Mr. Nom gave me carte blanche to get wasted and hide in the guest room the following day while he lied to our child and said I was out running errands. I didn’t emerge until about 4:00 PM and, honestly, I probably should have stayed in a couple more hours but I felt bad…

I read Graham’s statements more as an indictment of Trump’s corruption, as in “if the evidence was so blatant that a judge was willing to grant them a warrant, this guy must be doing some pretty shady shit.”

Any man of style, manners, distinction or modesty knows that when standing or outside, one’s coat must always be buttoned. Our president is none of the above.

He’s too fat to button his jacket when he’s wearing his standard drapey suit. I noticed he wore a normal tailored suit for his joint session speech this week. I’m convinced that’s part of the reason people were saying he was presidential. For the first time in a long time, he had a properly tailored suit that was…

Trump being taken down by a Reply Allpocalypse would be a fitting end to this brief shitstain on American history.

They were supposed to dress like a Kardashian going clubbing.