From what I hear from friends who are more into Steven Universe than I, the hardcore fans really are just the worst. Vicious and sexist and judgmental and downright nasty, targeting anything related to the fandom in the "wrong way". Make some art that isn't just right? Prepared to be mobbed. Suggest a romantic pairing…

Well, they already tried reusing all the old actors in a new movie, and it still turned into the worst Star Wars ever. Even Han Solo could barely wait to die and wash his hands of that crap fast enough.

So there is a reason why The Cobbler is still being recommended to me in everything from Quirky Comedies to Family Dramas!
Now could someone explain why Trailer Park Boys is similarly omnipresent?

Mario and the N64 got the ball rolling. 3D games were still fairly new, and the notion that the player should have any control over the camera at all was revolutionary. But I think the real revolution came with the PlayStation's DuelShock controller, a design so fine it hasn't been fundamentally changed in almost 20…

The Magician's Nephew is the logical place to go for a pointless Narnia reboot. It's both a prequel and a pretty solid stand-alone story. And it prominently features the White Witch! Easily the series' coolest (heh) character, who we learn is such an evil badass that she destroyed her entire dimension's universe with…

That's a fair assessment. I had it pegged as another Squidbillies or something. And then again, I pegged Parks and Rec as lame Office rip before I really gave it a chance an watched more than a few episodes.

Is this show really any good? I have an innate aversion to even giving it a chance, being someone who has always rolled his eyes at the Adult Swim model of "too weird for squares" school of desperately "adult" animation. I know this is isn't Adult Swim, but every time it pops up in Netflix I still read the title as…

I'm reminded of a news story about an old lady who sent a whole school into lockdown because she heard a random black kid's violent, evil, rapping ringtone and raised a panic…The ringtone? A snippet of of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song. Namely, she chose to hear the jaunty "Shootin' some b-ball outside of the…

I am sick and tired of Magikarp being diminished and demeaned by the mainstream, feminist media! Magikarps used to be our heroes and kings back in the day! Every boy used to grow up with Magikarp as a role model. Now they're just a joke because "liberated" female trainers won't let them level up to their full…

Gah, what's with the mean-spirited snark in this post? A good kid's show becomes a gross meme…responds tactfully…and gets mocked by the AV Club of all people for responding at all? Yeah, take THAT children's cartoon for thoughtfully addressing a nasty thing that might effect our target demographic of small kids, who…

No snark, I really enjoyed Supergirl and I'm glad it's continuing. It's a fun, cute superhero show, and what's wrong with that?

"Had he" are the key words, though. Again, I liked him fine. But he he lost. He's gone. He's finished. Clinging to him serves absolutely ZERO purpose. What are you even supporting at this point? Bernie himself has told you how you're supposed to vote to preserve this country! His torch is extinguished, well and for…

I'm not actually all that anti-Bernie. He was a good candidate…but a candidate who lost very thoroughly a long time ago, and should have bowed out gracefully sometime in May rather than drag out a pointless campaign that only served his own political career, and has severely damaged the Democratic party. He was…

So you DON'T want that kind of thing in your nation's leader? Vote Hillary instead of pouting and not voting at all. Problem solved.

The only thing worse than a some who still supports "Bernie" is…hm, nothing. A Trump supporter is your racist grandpa who you love anyway, or your racist neighbor who helped fix your car that one time. A Bernie supporter is one your good friends who you thought was reasonable and cool, but is now crossing their arms…

Poor ol' Avatar—reduced from the Best to Worst movie ever in record time. I don't really understand the extreme backlash that so quickly condemned this movie. It's long, it's simple in certain ways…but it's also wildly creative and neat. Is it Dances With Wolves In Space? Well, kind of, in the broadest ways. But also…

SHAZAM! Wait, no, it's not THAT Captain Marvel…wrong company. And last I heard Captain Marvel was a teenage Muslim girl…wait wait, no, that's Ms. Marvel. Right? Crap, I read comic books and this is still too much. At least Spider-Man is still Peter Parker and Thor is a man…right? Right?!

Meanwhile, Kevin Sorbo has been cast as the War On Christmas, on the contingency that his character gets to punch any other cast member that doesn't use the word 'Christmas' between the months of October and March at least 3-5 times a week.

Get ready for the time when Abrams gets around to making these movies about the Next Generation, where young renegage Picard (Adam Driver with greying temples) gets jesisoned from his training ship for being too wise, only to crash land on a planet a few hundred feet from where…the originial Enterprise is half-buried…

This was obviously the endgame of the feminazis, as funded by liberal Hollywood Jews! (Wait, we're supposed to be pro-Israel these days…) Er, funded, and masterminded, by the ZIONISTS, who got their orders from the anti-America, anti-freedom Taliban zealots! Just as Obama intended upon being advised by Osama. "Let the…