Going back in time, I remember reading about a canceled segment of Arthur that depicted a lesbian couple. It was one of the "real life" segments where the show visits actual kids doing kid stuff, and the segment in question just happened to look in on a kid doing kid stuff who had two moms. The lesbian moms weren't…

"Scmaltz Beer—100-storys of ad men in the most expensive suites, brewed down into the classiest beer ever marketed…presenting The Executive. With strong hints of Armani and douchebag. Note the hints of hickory and entitlement, with flashes of cherry, apricot, and smug refined to their essence."

Pepsi? What am I, from Alabama? I'm a Coke man!

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into every single comment section of every corner of the internet. Keep it up, good crusader! Be stalwart in your endeavor to set the multitude…

True. I fully support sci-fi booze. One day, we will all have Star Trek replicators to beam us all the glasses of blue alien gin we want, followed by endless plates of replicator Chinese food to soak it up while we argue over the outcome of 3D Chess.

Am I just being paranoid by being suspicious that this sounds a bit like an ad? I mean, posting about a clothing design or novelty toy is one thing. A few pictures is enough to make a judgement. But doing an extensive, positive post about a beer the author hasn't even tried? And describing the product as "perfect"…

I've never judged "this generation" for liking any of the Nick-coms that have come around, because when just sitting around bored as a kid me or one of my friends was likely to spout, "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger…may I take your ordeeeerrrr?"
And that was enough to crack everyone up.
Who am I to…

Hmm. For those who have read the book, and know about Robbie and Shadow's wife…how about a scene where Shadow's unstoppable, avenging zombie wife tears Dane Cook apart. On camera. Slowly, while he grovels and begs forgiveness for being such an unlikable douche. Yes, that would be quite fun, AND fit into continuity. Do…

Colin Farrell will always be my man for In Bruges alone. I hardly know him from anything else, but it's more than enough. It made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me always associate "great actor" with "Colin Farrell" in my mind.

Still just counting the comments between this single movie review, and the site's list of the 50 Greatest Comedies…you'd think the controversy surrounding the latter would far outstrip the former…but so far, it's a surprisingly close race.

Angry Birds? Psht. Old news. No cares about that anymore. On the other hand, has anyone heard of this new game called Pokemon? It came out of nowhere! Someone should try branding themselves with THAT game, and soon, before anyone else catches on! It feels like a mint waiting to happen.

Sure, but on the other hand, the latest Madden game is far, far removed in almost every way to Tecmo Bowl, and they're both basing games on a very rigid, real sport with very rigid, real rules. "Dudes Fighting" is not a real sport with rules that must be obeyed. Yet for some reason those rules are still in…

Fighting games are weirdly stagnant. Ever since Street Fighter II, almost every single one of them has been a riff on high attacks, low attacks, blocking, throws and special moves. And that's to say nothing of the fact that basic template remains of two people facing off with life bars at the top of the screen, and…

The horror of this aside, I like the spirit of this game. The guy who dreamed all up based the idea on his boyhood of taking nature walks and trapping interesting bugs to study. It's cool that the franchise really is inspiring people to get out and explore, even if that exploration ends in something you might not want…

Callin' it—Mike is better than Joel. Head Writer beats Show Creator. Who's better? The guy who comes up with the idea, or the guy who takes the idea and makes it work? Face it, most of Joel's jokes were probably written by Mike.

To this day, I get worked up over of the images of the surface of Titan by the Huygens probe in 2005. Oh, sure, the thousands of pictures of Mars' surface are cool, but Mars is a kissing cousin. Titan is way, waaaay out there—truly an alien world. And to land a probe out there, and snap a shot of the surface? Sure,…

It wasn't a great trial, but I'm sorry, I subscribe to to the camp of "If he didn't do it, who the fuck did?" Every alternate scenario is just too bizarre, so random, so crazy. To think that he would end up as some "victim" of an incredibly vast web of lies and coincidences, with most evidence pointing at him and…

I just don't get this kind of post. "Check out this line of products!" is standard for a website, but going out of the way to declare, "It's so stupid, LOL"?? Umm, why is that worthy for a post? "BREAKING: A company is making TIE-IN merchandise for an upcoming MOVIE! And we think it's DUMB!"
Congrats on taking down…

I was actually just musing over how many Disqus accounts were probably created today just to post rants about Holocaust denial and "anti -Zionism" here and on any and all sites reporting this.

No one was too bothered by Hamlet or the Scarlet Letter, or even Frankenstein. But when my high school class was assigned to read Night…we all went pale and quiet for at least a week .