Neil Patrick Harris totally voiced Nightwing in a Batman movie…there is no way this doesn't all match up beautifully!

After the short, sad life of Constantine I doubt TV is very eager to dip into the DC magical universe anytime soon.
Of course Guillermo del Torso swears he's making a Justice League Dark movie featuring Z.
But Guillermo swears he's making a lot of things, soooo…

Aw, poor kid. Well, if it's any consolation he'll probably be replaced by CG in future versions of the Phantom Menace.

CG is so good these days Nathan's face AND network affiliations could be smoothed over in a snap!

Yeah, I'd watch a Hawkgirl show, especially if they followed the animated Justice League's example and brought in John Stewart (not Jon Stewart) as the love interest. He could come packaged with Hal Jordan, opening the door for the Green Arrow/Lantern team-up that fate dictates must happen.
Also, Hal would be played by…

It's just how younger people talk, now and pretty much always. YOU probably vocal fried at some point. It's no more a "pox" than using contractions, or even interjections. Is a slight inflection worth getting riled over?
Once again…Get over it!

NPR listeners can be oddly touchy. I recall a recent episode of This American Life (which is technically PRX, but hey) where they addressed the many frothing listeners who were offended by young women producing/hosting segments while speaking with a degree of "vocal fry". Ira Glass' verdict? Stop being so old and…

Red Vines come up a lot in pop culture, but they aren't available where I live. Are they really special, or is it just a kitsch thing?

Brigham Grosvenor??
Any Finder fans out there?

There's nothing at all funny about what that monstrous piece of shit did, but that doesn't stop me from laughing at him. I mean, look at that dork! What a fucking loser! He wants to be this grand, mythical figure of white justice, and he goes with a damn bowl cut? Were there coded messages about race in Prince Valiant…

Chew is great stuff, and I love that it's getting an adaptation.
But at the same time, it's very safe, and I wish there was a bigger market for adult animation that didn't hinge on being gross, weird, and violent. Those things are perfectly fine, but have also been pretty much the sole selling points of Adult Swim and…

The grittiest blend on the market.

This might've been fun 15 years ago. Now? "Could a kindergardener be capable…of torture?! FBI agent Jack Rightman delves undercover into a ring of unexpected evil, while battling a tumor that threatens both his life and his sanity. K.Cop. Mondays, on Fox!"

Not to be cynical or anti-tattoo (I have one myself, and live in fuckin Austin), but I predict a boom in cheaper, easier tattoo removal services within the next ten years or so. There's plenty of people rearing to cater to meme 'too regret, and will likely have a cream ready for that 'White or Gold Dress?' ink soon.

….(whispers) I thought Jurassic Park 3 was pretty good…aHEM, who said THAT?!

I get the stance that it's hard to keep track of how you're supposed to approach others these days without being perceived as offensive…but all the same, the complaints are almost exclusively made by white men who have zero understanding of what it means to be denigrated.
It's the classic dumbass argument of, "What,…

I'm confident we're entering the stream-pocalypse. Netflix is still the standard, but already more and more companies are pulling their content in the (somtimes bizzare) hopes that people will pay for their own streaming service. We're already up to, what? Netflix, Hulu, Yahoo, Amazon, HBO, CBS, and nth others putting…

Yeah, that's about the right degree of scandal I can handle being attached to Tom Hanks.

Hell yeah, it's not like there's lack of source material. Hellboy vs. the mermaids…Hellboy vs. the witches…Hellboy in hell vs. his siblings. There's nothing that Hellboy has done that isn't worth a trilogy on its own!

So by identifying 30 year-old games as a thing that people liked, we're that much closer to pop culture not identifying all video games as tween boys mashing randomly on an N64 controller while the screen goes "bleep bleep boop bleepy boop!"? No? All video games for all time go "bleepy boop" and require frantic,…