Oh, so he just lives off of the French taxpayer's wallet. Way to play the system, my friend.

I love the the broken English.

@uncle_jojo: Well, to show the success of their product, I myself own Buckyballs.

@in ottermann speramus: and on top of all that, there's an evil monkey in my closet banging on a type writer!

Solution: destroy all monkeys

@uncle_jojo: $30k at best

Hell yeah, damn straight! America!

This is the way the world ends...

@phatnacky: <3

@spikespeigel: Which is why I'm going to have to become dictator of the world.

Coilgun = railgun?

The fact that this took place on a Bowflex is extremely ironic. Natural Selection applies to fitness of a species, yet that isn't always physical!

@Odin: Moon < Mars

I get to see this launch!

Corporate Neglect = Murder

Don't tell me what I can't do

Do I have to have a gold subscription to do all of this?

@pexy: That's an easy fix: do a goofy American accent!

@zimbabwaenquadrillionare: It seems to use context for the homophones

@MaQ: He was joking, he was saying "what is this OFF LINE" to jest about how he is never away from the internet.