Gary Gygax sits at a desk, scribbling notes on scraps of paper. Suddenly, with a look of inspiration, he pulls a cord, causing a light bulb hanging directly above his head to turn on. He picks up a phone and dials a number.

"Stephen! I've got an idea for a show! What if we combine the hot sounds of Boyz II Men and New…

My debut comment being detected as spam was like the time Charles Lindbergh got arrested for putting up too many MISSING posters!