reindeerbandit
reindeerbandit
reindeerbandit

One of life’s most painful lessons: people don’t grow up, they just grow older. 

I agree! It sucks I have to write like that to avoid getting sued for libel, and I wish I could comfortably use different language!

They’re scum and their fans are scum.

That’s my question about these fuckwits. They weren’t just standing on their property with firearms. They were pointing them at people on the street (as well as each other a few times ‘cuz.....derp). Patty is waving her pistol all over the goddamn place with her finger on the trigger!

I read that more as “I hear what you are saying...but what you are saying is incorrect”

I agree with you. My son did a youth writer’s workshop yesterday and when it was over, I asked how his Zoom workshop was. The meeting host began by having the kids state their preferred gender pronoun, and this is how I learned that two of my son’s closest friends have been having Discord conversations on their

honestly, this ongoing news cycle has been such a blessing.

This seems totally normal and above board.

I just assumed the Cuban “son” was his gay boyfriend before I found out about the 12 year-old thing.

Holy fuck. He went from “I have a black friend” to “I have a brown son” as an excuse for his bigotry in no time flat.

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

Can we agree never to publish “Ted Cruz” and “clitoris” in the same sentence, again?

Perlman helpfully volunteered to donate $50,000 to Black Lives Matter for the chance to kick the shit out of Ted Cruz on behalf of everyone who has ever heard of Ted Cruz.

I would never have guessed in a million years that, in terms of the culture wars, liberals would get Nascar and conservatives Harry Potter.

2020, man.

Powerful. 

I can’t get over how...... not that old Ruby Bridges is. This just happened. 

That’s so good.

I feel like a real Polyanna that that didn’t initially occur to me, but now I can’t unhear it.  You’re 100% right.

You just made my day! Thank you so much :)

Daniel Radcliffe is a very cool human. He filmed for a while in my city and was absolutely lovely to all he encountered.