I, too, found this documentary to be confusing. 

I think about this ALL the time when seeing women with short shorts sitting on subway seats. 

Six year old you and I know they met again. 

If I believed in heaven, it would just be Mr. Rogers and dogs, but I think we could squeeze those two in as well.

It’s times like this that I so really really really want to believe in a Heaven where Spinney and Henson can meet again.

Drake doesn’t want to date Kylie because he’s busy grooming Billie Eilish and Millie Bobby Brown ><

Sigh. No one gets performance art.

Boo... I thought they were going to run down the top 10 Celine Dion looks.

Megan Markle is a saint. I cannot imagine having to deal with the bullshit of a mild falling out with your sister in law be somehow made equivalent to the creepy uncle being found out for hanging with pedophiles and possibly being one himself.

Hey Joan, thanks for not running the blind item about celebrities at AA meetings. As a person that’s attended meetings, having your anonymity blown is never cool.

Everyone once in a while I’ll read an article about Remini and her anti-Scientology campaign and I’ll catch myself thinking “move on from this already,” but then I remember that the people behind Scientology are fucking evil and ruin peoples’ lives and I think - actually Leah, continue to fuck their shit up and don’t…

Obama gave eight years of his life in the most thankless job there is and we, the United States voters, chose to reward his legacy by electing a racist clown.

The bras I bought from them 10 years ago were actually pretty high quality, but somewhere along the line they really started cutting corners. Once they unceremoniously killed off their BioFit bra (ironically marketed as their “most popular bra), the company was dead to me.

What’s with all the people complaining about the Dirt Bag not being about politics lately? The Dirt Bag is not supposed to be about politics, it’s a round up of celebrity gossip. It’s been that forever, it’s one of the few consistent things about this collection of blogs. Many if us appreciate the distraction and look…

Hello, we are currently down people and yet five of us will be on tonight liveblogging and writing about the debates as ever. One post does not signal a change in editorial strategy! I realize and sympathize that there is a temptation to believe that we are flipping the switch given all the recent fuckery yonder, but…

I’m going to miss Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue. 

This is really the least of what he deserves.

Hooray! More of this. Everywhere, every time, all of them.