Anybody who can be out partying at five in the damn morning while nine months gone gets my mingled horror and reluctant high five. Hard. Core.

Kanye West is vibing with Joel Osteen. Seems bad!

I always feel bad for the DWTS pros when they are partnered with someone awful like Spicer, Rick Perry, or Tucker Carlson. And Spicer had two pros because Lindsay couldn’t be there. DWTS used to be a fun show but the producers have ruined it with stunt casting.

Maybe diversity training should just be a part of the curriculum every fucking year and like all year long instead of just a reaction to a problem.  Clearly the ignorance training is ongoing so we must thwart it with equally ongoing diversity training. 

I strongly believe you to be both 1. a sweetheart and b. a bloody marvel, Joan Summers. Do what you want.

Also:

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

Well, so, you’re going to bring your inimitable style and one could say, deliciously naive and innocent take, onto tabloid stories? Expanding the narrative? Doing deep dive think pieces about headlines we don’t bother to notice while in line for groceries?

There was a picture of her promoting this on twitter earlier today, it is a little blurry so it might’ve been a screenshot someone took, but it took me a good couple of minutes staring at it to figure out she was eating a cookie, I definitely thought she was putting in fake teeth and couldn’t understand how that was…

I know this comment isn’t related to any of the headlines in the post but I am truly sad that Deadspin is over. 

God almighty, can you imagine if your fucking boss was like “Please don’t have sex other than with your spouse during the time we’re working on this project.”  It’s like that whole “I can’t have sex because my coach says it will hurt my performance” bullshit.

hahahahahahaha and I’m sure that everyone he asked respected his wishes and never had sex again. sure. fuckin’ hell this dude needs to just shut the fuck up already.

Do people over the age of 14 actually talk like this? It’s giving me teenage music snob vibes.

I understand the issue with the 80 years ago comment, like they are forgetting the occupancy 80 years ago, but what’s the link to “comfort women” or forced sex workers specifically?

Breaking: Adult Siblings Don't Live in Each Other's Pockets, Occasionally Disagree.

Yeah I don’t buy that number. If they can put them in headrests in minivans without tacking $20k on the price, it’s not costing airlines that much, especially considering economies of scale.

$10,000 per seat?  For what amounts to a tablet velcro’d to the back of a chair?

I have one with a mirror set into it above my kitchen sink!

Maybe people are just happy about something. Sorry to bring down your day, pal.