Yeah, I just moved from Daiso heavy Seattle to Daiso-void Toronto.  It’s been an adjustment! Miniso is close, but not the same. 

Their playbook seems to be
1. Admit to crimes
2. Act like it’s no big deal and everyone does it
3. ???
4. Profit

White House Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney confirmed during a press conference that, contrary to Donald Trump’s many, many denials, the Trump administration did in fact hold up aid to Ukraine to force them to investigate the Democrats.

Pick the lounge chair furthest from the speakers and swipe through dating apps when the conversation seems to exclude you, which is often. Post a Story featuring the sunset glinting gold off the surface of the ocean beyond the saltwater pool. Caption it “Perfect ending to a perfect day,” hit refresh 20 times because…

Wrong wrong wrong. Everybody knows that mermen writhe around the mermaids in a frenzied erotic dance, much like the grunion, until they eject massive quantities of roe and sperm into the water which intermix and fertilize, external of any merbodies. The mermen then return to the briny depths not to be seen again until…

If someone put these notes up in my office I wouldn’t feel targeted.

I know I’m not his target customer but Kanye’s design aesthetic is so drab and depressing I can’t fathom why anyone would buy his overpriced stuff. 

What kind of place must you be in your life to not make this kind of connection? Is there some sort of clinical term for this total lack of ability to reflect upon one’s self? Truly amazing.

GOOOOOOOOOoo Parker!!!

Black Girl Magic is ageless.

“I’m gonna be president, and everybody’s gonna put my photo up,” she told the Post.

Get down, Miss Curry! Folks better put some RESPECK on that name!

Exactly. This is a man who glorified the “pornstar” look on his girlfriends and then lost his mother to a plastic surgery procedure gone wrong. He is every kind of messed up in regards to women and their appearance. I like to think he's suffering some inner turmoil but the controlling relationship monster in him seems…

Counterpoint: that outfit was hideous. But here’s the thing, it doesn’t matter what I think. I’m glad she wore it too, and I’m also glad she told him, via a scripted “reality” show, to get lost. Makes me wonder what they really talk about in real life.

The sudden turn into Christian zealot is what concerns me. I hope the two little girls dont have to grow up with the body shaming crap that follows

“...and just because you’re on a journey and transformation doesn’t mean I’m in the same spot with you.”

The headline could be better. My first thought after reading it was that this transgender person was made fun of in Chappelle’s special and later killed themselves- not that her and Chappelle were friends...

I found out yesterday that I passed the bar exam.