dollar store nic cage trying to make himself relevant. big yikes.

do you think their friends have to like, ask for free shit, or are they just at the level where kylie’s like “i wanna do a photo shoot in 482 different bikinis, you must have the same amount of complementary bikinis, here.” and “i must advertise my sister’s fugly shapewear long johns, i won’t do it alone” and “the…

you're right, and also thanks for being literally the only person to give a thoughtful answer here. jfc 🙄

jeez, does anyone have any talking points i can use with a friend who married a cop? he is a good guy, but i don't believe there is any such thing as a good cop. we had a heart to heart about it once, but truly everything has just gotten worse since then (that was about 500 years ago, in april), and i just don't even…

I am voting for Joe Biden because I truly believe we are at a time of constitutional crisis. At this point, it’s country over party.

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oh, i feel quite sad that poor 361003 doesn’t have a proper name. she’s 62, let’s give her some respect! what’s a good snake-y name?

imagine being that judge and having to judge this case. imagine being a judge and having to carefully word a decision around “the public is fucking obsessed with this man’s dick and this media outlet just ran with it, i guess.”

Not the super muscular one, the new one, please keep up.

i love that kelis took her milkshake money and bought a farm. mazel tov to her and her menagerie!!

obviously the bts video is pure joy. how wonderful!

welp. looks like i found the soundtrack to my tomorrow as i binge everything!

look i know that ads and site layout are not on the writers at all, but gdi is there somewhere i can send an email about how ugly/impossible this site is on mobile? like

idc nearly enough to look up another pic of this idiot, but going off that photo alone i’d say his jaw is pretty normal. if he’s a direct jfk descendant the cut-glass jawline got diluted somewhere and left homie here with just a regular one. 

what’s #clm? i tried googling this but i doubt that she is hashtaghing “career limiting move” or something about stocks or a midwest pvc pipe supply company.

is gigi a good model? because i don’t really get her appeal but i’m also not a clothes or fashion person. like her hair looks frizzy up there and it automatically made me swipe mine away from my face because i could feel it tickling through the photo. she seems to only have two faces: blank, and blank with eyes…

wow from the headline i really expected this to be like “haha they didn’t really look too hard at this item before manufacturing it and now it looks like an accidental vulva.”

my exact thoughts. why would this partnership make any sense at all if this was not a path they were trying to travel themselves? 

the early aughts cool kids who worked at Abercrombie or the less-cool kids who worked at Hollister

The unintended consequences will be so severe, likely a mass exodus of great cops all across this Commonwealth.