my good dude, pop those bad boys in the freezer for a few hours and let them take your tastebuds to a transcendental level.
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oh my god for the splittest of split seconds i forgot about like...everything when i read that headline and i was just like...what a specific conclusion and how in the hell did they figure that out.
Laizer, a father of 30
“This is not a traditional memoir, or an advice book, but rather a playbook based on adventures in my life,” McConaughey, 50, said
her loyalty to the former vice president
Correction (10:00 p.m. EST): A previous version of this post incorrectly claimed that DACA provided a path to citizenship for undocumented children, and as many helpful readers have pointed out, it does not. Jezebel regrets any credit for helping children the blog may have inadvertently and erroneously given the…
Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA), a program that provides a path to citizenship for undocumented children
qq is there something wrong with my computer or is it just a known thing that embedded instagram posts don’t display the caption? i hate clicking on these things because i don’t care enough to follow them, but i like bullet points so i know what people are referencing. is it me? is it instagram? should i just blame it…
wow do people really call him 50 when they’re talking to him? i always thought we did it because who would know what we’re talking about if we were like “curtis whatever his last name is got into a text fight with will smith” but then assumed that people who knew him personally called him curtis whatever.
these are all grown-ass adults. acting like this. they are adult humans who think it is acceptable to behave this way.
nothing about kim kardashian’s life, or really any of their lives, inspires any envy in me. they seem boring and sad and too self-involved to actually be fun.
you are an absolute joy. i loved this. excellent work.
i’m too old to know how to get these things started, but i’m army through and through and i hear about them in time to participate, and truly i’ve never been prouder to be a stan. and i firmly believe the teens are going to change the world.
There is a person I will not be engaging with, who makes music that is somehow a cross between an iPhone commercial and the music you hear in dentists’ waiting rooms. They has a new song out, which I could not tell you the name of, even if they had a gun pointed to my head. It features them doing his thing:…
this life sounds like a nightmare, even for a teenager me. having to be “on” 24/7 and the pranks and forced hangout time....big yikes.
gfdi. i was so impressed with them yesterday. for country music stars, this was a huge move. did they not even do a quick google? they claimed fans have called them lady a for years, but surely some results would have shown anita white's long career.
i was a bsb girl during this time (couldn’t like both) but i looooooved britney (obviously + partly because i had to hate mandy moore, because she was rumored to be dating my otl nick carter (ew, teenage self) (sorry mandy moore we’re cool now) (also sorry like, womanhood)).