is $15K too low for one night of work? i'd take $15K for one night of work, is all. 

jezebel and deadspin both have been working for years to reach this exact, perfect article. #jezspin4ever

two things:

this is a great interview, hazel! thanks! so excited for this movie and the book is now on my to-read list. mind you, that list is several billion books long, but it's there!

is "cyon" how the barista decided to spell "clio" or do you have an alter ego?

how much do we reckon that necklace cost? i see all these rappers just weighed down with these kind of necklaces, and sure maybe cardi can afford it, but like...everyone has them. you get one soundcloud hit and now you’ve got a pavé gumby hanging off your neck or some such. it makes me think they can’t be all that…

this is also what i’m curious about. six? do i count six? by four women, if i’m interpreting all the information in the post & the caption correctly.

i saw kacey live earlier this year, and her stage featured a mirrored saddle as a disco ball. it was incredible. i liked her music before that, and she put on a fantastic show, but the disco saddle pushed me over the edge and now i stan.

wowowowow this looks great! looks like they’re getting the whole “fat girls are beautiful/love yourself” message across in a non-terrible way at all, looking at you, sierra burgess!

ok now THIS makes sense to me.

should literally be included on all news items about him, until we remember that this is a thing he did once and basically got off scot-free. 

wait do we not like dennis quaid? i like dennis quaid. i mean, nothing against harrison ford, i just never thought of dennis as a poor man's anything. 

This is the deadliest mass shooting in the United States since 17 children and teachers were killed at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida on Valentine’s Day this year.

i googled it.

journalism question:

harron you are very funny and i'm glad you're here. 

english pop is so boring these days. i feel like every review could be “pick some other song you’ve heard before. that’s this song.” latin music todo el día cada los días.

i mean...of course they are? like, this is no surprise. i didn’t imagine we’d need the evidence of increased wait times for naturalization to know that obviously the trump administration is suppressing the immigrant vote. 

ok but there was no make up on that infant, right? like they can let chicago just be a beautiful baby for a little while, while mom can go off and give herself glam conjunctivitis all day every day if she so chooses, but the baby is perfect as is, right? 

Maybe no one will ever see this as it’s an older article, but all the sudden, literally out of nowhere with no changes in my settings or day to day life, Gmail has added back in the tracking label and those little green checks. I do not want them. I know I was previously able to get rid of them, but I cannot for the…