lauren jauregui doesn’t not kind of look like a vampire in that video. playing to both her strengths, i guess.
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do you mean you won’t admit to liking more than one song out loud, ie, in an audible voice to another person, or you won’t admit to liking any song other than (thinking) out loud?
uh. does that one dickhead know that gymnasts are like SUPER DUPER MUSCULAR? cause it appears she is upset that this woman has muscles and i just...do not know what to tell her.
swinton for ruler of the world, 2020-eternity. remember to vote, everybody who can vote!!
portman’s one of those actors who i have a very strong opinion about, despite having seen very little of her work.
i still don’t get the love of her music. she seems fun, i’d for sure hang out with her. but she raps like she has the kind of stuffy nose that chokes you, you know? where you can like feel the phlegm built up back there but it’s stuck somewhere in your nasal cavity and you can’t breath from any of your orifices and it…
jfc.
this is exactly how i prefer to consume all scary movies.
this actually doesn’t seem like that much cheese. i just spent $9 on not-fancy grocery store cheese. isn’t cheese just expensive?
what do you think about the goodfellow & co one as a fall jacket? i need a fall jacket and i have no idea what sort to get.
what do you think about the goodfellow & co one as a fall jacket? i need a fall jacket and i have no idea what sort…
jesus h, the bravery of this girl.
glad you're free, hatters! always happy to meet a fellow refugee in the safety of literally anywhere else.
I am not a lady – I’m only eight – but it’s true I found a sword in the lake. I wouldn’t mind being queen for a day, but when I grow up I want to be a vet. Or an actor in Paris.
former nebraska inmate here (did 18 years while i was waiting to legally be allowed to gtfo). nebraskans are not interested in anything other than beef. other meat, especially lean meat, is for those atheist liberal femi-nazis who love abortion and hate good honest men like kavanaugh. his mistake was not making chili…
no one will ever top "look at me"
why are any of these people at the wedding? where are the people we (i) truly care about, ie Megs & Kate? where’s the backstory of the tiara?
woah. i’m really, really impressed by the little bit where the lie detector turned into his signature. that was excellent work.
ah, i understand. thanks for the explanation!
is “woman” an adjective? why is the headline “woman bond” instead of “female bond”?