and rihanna just is?

speaking as a white person, white people are the fucking worst. 

“your favorite President.”

i know the actual reason why they have these new guidelines is “white supremacy” and “they’re genuinely the Worst People” but do have they ever said why they’re doing this specific awful thing in taking away reasons for people to claim asylum, amidst all the other awful things they’ve done, are doing, and will do?

Troian Bellisario and Suit A (or Suit B?) from Suits had a baby.

hello i have a huge crush on bad bunny, please send help.

shut up, that is not what their actual living spaces look like. i always assumed they put all the portraits and busts in the public areas to show how very grand everything is when you live in a palace, and the places where the living happened looked like a house (that was in a palace). that looks awful, who wants to…

yeah, i do not understand america’s fucking tax laws. why is anyone under- or over-withheld? do they (the irs? my employer? idk who even “they” is) not know how much tax should be withheld on each paycheck? could they not just...do that, and then there’s no tax day?

WHAT IS THIS HOW DO I SEE MORE OF THIS IS THIS REAL PLEASEPLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL AND NOT A DEVASTATING TRICK THIS IS THE BEST THING SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS I'M JUST SCREAMING.

At one point, the 83-year-old actress even offered a napkin to Camilla, who wore a white dress with a string of pearls for the solo outing, when the dessert began melting onto her chin in the 75-degree heat.

I believe he was Thai, not Taiwanese. 

I’M SCREAMING. I’M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.

do we think that our buddy matt just never learned how to draw chins, and then his shows were so popular that it just became his trademark and now he doesn’t have to worry about it?

does that fox use kat von d’s eyeliner? does that fox have a tutorial on youtube i could watch or...

can anyone explain why this waste of viable genetic material was found guilty, but won’t be sentenced for another 3.5 months? and what happens in between, does he just chill in prison? will that count towards his time served? i don’t get why the judge doesn’t just do this now. you have all the paperwork in front of…

who has a direct line to our girl lindy and can ask what lipstick she’s wearing in that photo? it’s been beautifully haunting me.

Bluetooth was the nickname of Harald Gormsson, who ruled Denmark and Norway circa AD 958 to 986. And in fact the technology is his namesake, and the symbol are the runes for his initials. The more you know!

would u bang maluma, or does he seem like a huge skeeze?

did they bleep god but not dammit?

so...the homeless man was trespassing in a public restroom? is that a real charge?