can i just say. i don’t get the cardi b love. she seems fun! invite her to a party. but i don’t want to hear her music at this party. or ever.

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.

wait do we want a happy ending for jane & rafael? i kind of want a happy ending where this was all a terrible dream and michael never died. no, that would be absurd, but there was one scene a while back where she was sad because she didn’t want michael to seem like a stop on the road to rafael, and i’ve never gotten…

i would love to break into the “wearing tulle skirts” market...where did you purchase these items?

i don’t want kids. i had my tubes tied so i don’t have any accidents. babies especially are not for me, out of all the varieties of kids.

SAME i just need teaching, i can learn how to do it, but i need someone to help me. i feel the same about cooking, i’d feel very weird having a full-time chef (part-time is, naturally, perfectly fine) but i’d love someone to come round and be like “OKAY here is how to feed yourself in a way that tastes good and won’t…

i ALWAYS wonder this. like, at first glance i think “wow amazing it must be so beautiful and wonderful to live there” and then about three seconds later i realize how nice a little bungalow would be, with like a nice-ass bathroom and bright shiny paint on all the walls and filled with all the cool things i’ve gotten…

OH MY GOD I’M SO EXCITED FOR THOSE EXCITED CHILDREN!!! how fucking wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no joke on that face cream. i don’t know how old the woman is but whatever she is using is working for her—her skin is GLOWING.

get that GARISH NONSENSE out of here and give me my SENSIBLE flower-pattern muslin (was it muslin? what is muslin? muslin seems like an olde-timey fabric) dress WITH THE BELL SLEEVES and the CAP BACK.

the last few years have led me to a startling and painful realization...

“I will do whatever it takes to be with Katy Perry,” he said

this article is my favorite thing about the holiday season. and somehow, each year i forget it’s coming, so when it finally arrives it’s a surprise and a nostalgic gift all at once.

admittedly i neither watched the video nor did any further research, but i’m a little confused why he brought up his wife and friends to counter a statistic about trans people.

PHENOMENAL WORK. really, really great stuff. fantastic. #DANA2018

question. what is the issue with using “female” as an adjective? i’d never say “man colleague,” that sounds absurd. why are we saying “woman colleague?”

right? dick move, and it’s not like that was truly ground-breaking journalism. let the man live.

holy sweet rihanna on high, BTS KILLED IT. now pretty please do more shows here in the us THANK YOU LOVE YOU (pls marry me rap mon xoxo).

wait is that a real buzzfeed quiz?

would anyone like to talk about what’s going on in the song? because...it seems as though if a she was having his baby, it might be his business? i’ve been wondering for so long.*