allow me to reiterate: no. zayn. honey. listen, honey, listen. no.

rihanna is the coolest woman alive; this is unassailable truth. however, i feel pretty confident in saying that cl is #2.

absolutely not no never i refuse.

i’m on my phone and i’ve been drinking but you know that gif of the cartoon guy from “who framed roger rabbit” when jessica rabbit comes out on stage and he does the A-OOOGA eyes and generally goes bonkers? let’s all pretend i posted that on the photo of zayn up there.

i wanna say no! and i just generally assume that everything that men in their 40s do is creepy. but his laugh, the “classic!” line, and that he just walked away and didn’t tell you dirty things he’d like to do to your and your freckles makes me think he was just a jolly drunk. were you creeped out?

lemme ask a question that i don’t know how will be answered via typing. when i live in america i live in the midwest - i’ve pulled stints in illinois, iowa, kansas and nebraska. what does a “midwest accent” sound like? the only thing i can think of is in anchorman where veronica corningstone’s voice-over intro says…

i was utterly devo when he lost the AMA ‘14 locks. truly despondent. now it’s growing out a bit, though, i have high hopes for the future.

please accept my sincerest thanks for this important information. i have gotten you a gif of our shared boyf shirtless as thanks. fingers crossed either i get to korea for their next tour or they come to chicago next time they’re here!

top is the literal actual truthful definition of “dreamboat.”

i’m DYINGGGGGG of jealousy and i must admit to you that last weekend i got very drunk and seriously considered dropping $1k to fly to newark, of all the fucking places in the world, just to see them in concert this weekend. i’ll never forgive myself for not getting my ass to LA for their concert. please, anyone who…

wait WHAT? like, travis barker of blink-182 fame? i...i want him to be better than this.

UHNFFFFF why is he so beautiful. how is it even possible?

fuck, dude. two of my best friends lost their dads to cancer yesterday and today. stromae could not have been more timely. also, fuck cancer.

Because we live in America in 2005.

does this caption mean anything? is intouch calling them thirsty? true, but bold move for a gossip rag. and then are they being called traps? i’m extremely confused by these two words, in this order, in this context.

this did not occur to me but now it is the only thing in the entire world that i want.

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN you nailed this one. well-fucking-done.

i want the awesome shark ring SOSOSO BADLY.

i have no problem with them pulling a k-pop move, doing solo stuff, and getting back together in a year or so for more 1d. i will allow this.

which show? mine is tonightttttttt!!