i’ve been to a wedding here. the downside to the train station is that it’s in omaha, and omaha is The Worst City in America (TM).

okay, first of all, I AM SO JEALOUS YOU GET TO SEE THEM IN OCTOBER!!! i was PSYCHED when i heard they were doing some north america dates, and then it’s all on the coast and i’m in chicago and i couldn’t believe they would do this to me!! plus, i used to live in bangkok, and they never went and never went, and then i…

question: waist shapers aren’t real, right? i mean, i get that they’re real in the sense that celebrities wear them and hock them, but they don’t actually do anything, right? “Wearing a waist cincher, exercise and eating a healthy diet can radically reduce the waistline. It takes dedication, time and patience.” this…

in my dreams.

riley curry is both an argument for and against having kids. how could you not want to be around that ball of energy and sunshine and joy and general awesome-ness all the time! but also, what if you have a boring kid that’s not riley curry? devo.

the tween in me rejects them based entirely off my beloved zayn’s relationship with she who shall not be named. fifth harmony 4eva!

uuuuuggggghhhhhhhh and still sometimes i think “oh, i better look fabulous and interesting at all times because what if he happens to be on my train while i’m on my morning commute, or what if he’s chilling at my fav local neighborhood bar for no reason and i need to make him RUE THE DAY HE DIDN’T ANSWER MY LAST…

woah i just realized i was listening to the wrong song for if you...no idea what i had! ahahaha! oh well, the actual version is so pretty!

omg omg omg!! i love the sober video. it’s too, too weird. who comes up with these concepts? i’m very excited for the engsub version to come out. daesung is so cute as a drummer, he’s getting all worked up and sweaty ;). i do want to talk to someone about taeyang’s dreds, though...not his best look!

right?? i was ghosted by a crush back in april, and though i’m over the love lost and so forth, it still really fucking stings that he couldn’t have been like, “yeah, sorry. i’m just not interested.” no no, he had me staring at my phone for weeks, just hoping i crossed his mind ONCE for every billion hours i spent…

Okay! So now that I have memorized the BBB mv and dreamed of being invited to the party in We Like 2 Party, I’m ready to talk more. I haven’t found the dubbed Running Man ep yet! I did find a dubbed version of the countdown on Naver, so that was fun. Apparently they’re doing individual shows next month? Cannot wait!!…

listen, friend. i realize i have bae zayn as my icon, but taeyang is my sidepiece of choice. if you want to talk bigbang and it’s just the two of us until kingdom come, let me know. i just watched both their running man appearances and it’s extremely difficult to find someone in middle america to squeal about it with.

admittedly this is a phenomenon of a song & mv. that being said, i would like to submit good boy & bang bang bang for your consideration as contenders.

noooooo big bang is the best #1 idol group! VIP 4eva! taeyang is bae.

WELL PLAYED.

this video...makes me feel feelings. pants feelings. to clarify: i want to bang the shit out of taeyanggggggg.

western boy bands always have one not-hot one. ALL. FIVE. OF. THEM. ARE. GORG.

q: does top have the sexiest voice of any man alive?

congratulations on this tremendous day for you!

right. shut the front goddamn door, rich asshole who doesn’t have to worry about shit. try living the life of a normal person and then let’s have a talk about your rich fucking spirit.