WHAT is on posh’s feet? is it a weird shadow? some sort of water situation? pls all that is good in the world it’s not a translucent plastic...thing.

WHAT WHAT WHAT WAIT WHAT.

totally feel you, have had this talk with myself as well as the “srsly his actions are fucking nonsense and how am i going to be into someone who acts like that?” but the brain and the ol’ heart/vagina do not speak the same language. i’m so conscious of all of the reasons to be over this, i’m just not actually over…

omg. your current outlook is what i’m trying to get to rn. i haven’t been able to kick homeboy off the pedestal i built for him yet a few weeks after the rejection. and yeah, i’d absolutely still like to hit that, many more times. fuck feelings, man. friends and booze, that’s all a girl really needs.

JEZ MEET-UP 2016!!

I kept watching this show long after my interest waned for Nolan. Then they started to write him as a boring person and I couldn’t do it anymore.

PERFECT. THIS IS THE GREATEST MASH-UP OF ALL MASH-UPS.

to be fair, that is a pretty big deal. not quite a dealbreaker, but...enough to make me seriously assess the future of our relationship. what if he backslides? could i handle it? could i support him if he were to once more wear fanny packs in public? i just don’t know.

spagbol, they call it. which is fucking weird. why are they so obsessed with it?

i do not want kids, but damned if this doesn’t make my womb quiver just a bit.

i’m going away for memorial day! maybe that will help! maybe i’ll meet another guy there and i can just transfer all my feelings on to a stranger in another state and sigh over lost love that way, the good way, instead of the “wow it took me exactly 7 days to fuck that one up” way.

OH MY GOD WHY DO WE DO THIS? i am with you in spirit. i will miserably cheers you from across the internet in solidarity of our “we get drunk and ruin good romantic things” lifestyle.

UGH i am also a hopeless romantic and i want part 1 to happen sosososo badly! you have no idea the amazing scenarios i have concocted in my head where he’ll run into me while i’m making tons of cool, interesting people laugh because i’m being so witty. and my hair is so shiny and i have the lightest dusting of an…

HEY NOW WHAT’S THIS “LAYING THE BLAME ON THE (ALLEGED) PERSON WHO IS (ALLEGEDLY) TO BLAME?” ARE YOU MAD??

okay: how do you get over a crush? like, just spitballing here, purely hypothetical mind, but let’s say you found this dude that was super hot and funny and smart, and you enjoyed hanging out with him equally with and without clothes on, and then literally one week into your little fling you got super duper, not cute…

i am DEVO. STOP FIGHTING, BOYS! LET ME BELIEVE YOU STILL LOVE EACH OTHER AND TALK ON THE PHONE EVERY NIGHT AND FALL ASLEEP TO THE SOUND OF EACH OTHER’S BREATHING.

zayn. zayn, you lived with the man night and day for four years. i love you unconditionally, but this was a stupid move. you should know better. never start shit on twitter with louis. louis is queen bitch and he will. ruin. you.

this is my greatest dream, of all my dreams.

let’s be real, there is literally nothing he can do that is not the sexiest thing ever, but i do still dream about that fucking AMA haircut #neverforget

i dunno, tbh, it kind of made me feel good. a little. also, i loved that he acknowledged it as the most important event of our time.