no one said anything about hands...WINKY FACE EMOJI WINKY FACE EMOJI

this is an incredible leg. regardless of what this person is wearing, i would very, very much like to touch this leg. and then the rest of him.

wrong! love! it’s perfection! reese is the disco ball!

this is GORGEOUS.

i love all four of those pink ones. i would like one of each, please and thank you, and also, dierks in his square suit to escort me around town while i wear them.

this guy seems like a good time!

this is really excellent work, team. thoroughly researched, lots of good ideas, a little something for everyone (who likes dick). i’d like to extend a heartfelt thank you to everyone who participated.

this is going to be a DISASTER for celebrities.

J Timberlake, was it at the Billboards? MTV Awards? Something that just happened recently. They were mocking how everyone mocks her for not being a jaded asshole and actually getting excited when she wins awards.

willow, you insane beautiful wood sprite, i don’t understand anything you say or do but i love you. uninhibitedly.

this is fair. i'm disappointed, but i understand. i'll call my current parents and see if they'll let me back into the fold, after i prematurely told them i was being adopted by an internet stranger and being taken on fabulous trips around the world.

um...can you adopt me?

i do not accept any rumors of any actual impending nuptials of ZAYN. you may take them back, because we have NO USE FOR THEM HERE.

fuck cancer with something sharp and cactus-y. fuck it.

okay, but...i like this song. i mean, it’s super funny! like it’s literally picking body parts off the famous women du jour and having wet dreams about them. i’m not saying it’s my go to pump up jam, but i don’t necessarily skip it whenever it comes on.

i had pink eye of the throat once!

pantiliners & a quick turn inside out in a pinch. the febreeze is genius, though! i have been known to wear swim suit bottoms as underpants, too, because you can wash those in the sink & then attach them to the outside of your bag for drying purposes without looking like a weird hobo (instead of a cool hobo, obvi).

solid work, team. really well done!

the first hostel movie came out a few months before i went off to backpack europe by myself for a few months. being a wuss, i didn't see it, but i had PLENTY of my dear, loving friends detail to me the horrific ways i was going to die.

it is a bright spot of hope during these darks days, but it’s still hard, BotS. it’s still hard.