Kudos to the guy at 1:32 who walks through the whole thing without losing a drop of beer.

Not as much trash talking as advertised. There's far more of guys just talking to talk. I do it. Just random stuff. Best thing I heard last season was on a field goal. One DL said to someone on our team "hey, you know we got a dental plan bro. Go fix your teeth" I was laughing the entire kick

You can tell he identifies really strongly with his team, because he also doesn't have a point.

Never thought I'd find a Wolverine who needed a timeout more than Chris Webber.

Jeez, the only way this article could be whiter is if they left the page blank.

Fucking hell, Ray Rice, LeSean McCoy, Johnny Manziel, Jerry Jones ... all these other distractions are making it VERY, VERY HARD for me to be distracted by Michael Sam.

Reports are surfacing that several have been charged with assault in the first degree, which is both a fair charge and a slice of witty commentary by local officials on the educational accolades of those present.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

+6 the other way

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

Something tells me Cowherd's saving his most vitriolic rant for the All Blacks.

Kobe went on to say, "I would go to jail before I would go to bed without satisfying my urges. Doing that would mean that I would beat myself, that I accepted 'No' for an answer, because if you keep trying you'll either get a 'Yes' or you'll get to the right true end anyway."

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

Wow lmao mad props to 50. That was painful, i wanna hear him read that harry potter page so bad

I get what you're saying, but I can't take you seriously until you have 2 experts on your side.

@Fast_Nel: Far left, just out of frame in the photo where he is facing the camera is his 1931 Duesenberg Model J. See it in full frame here: