Try to remember that it wouldn’t have been great, specifically because he doesn’t have a spine. Someone who was going to let that be the end of your relationship would never have given you the life you deserve- you deserve someone who would defend you.

Your dog is adorable and I hope you can share custody if your human relationship doesn’t work.

My 17-year old who is currently pretzeled into my legs. I wish you the best of luck with your situation. Internet hug! 

About 9 years ago my boyfriend broke up with me because his family didn’t approve of his black girlfriend. We’d been together for 5 years. He married an appropriate woman and started a family.

Big hugs from my doofy creatures. That is so hard. Especially the doggo.

Gorgeous dog, utilitybinch! I feel you on the relationship breakup, me too, after 10 years, 2 kids, and a mortgage. I don’t know if you are experiencing the same, but despite knowing how awful our relationship is and how things have happened that make it unrepairable, I find that the loneliness and adjustment to being…

Non-american Jezebels: which american celebrities appear in commercials in your country? We have George Clooney selling Nescafé coffee pods (which are horrible for the environment!) and Eva Longoria selling cat food with a bizarre dance routine 

Hi Jezzies, I’m feeling pretty depressed and my anxiety is bad at the moment. The house I’m moving into has a lot of repairs so it’s going to take a while to be ready to move into. I also found out that the poor lady that lived there before killed her self in the property. It’s all adding up to a nightmare at the…

If they've been there long enough, they might be rent controlled. 

Construction noise if no joke for pets though. I live half a block away from a new apartment building going up and they are driving the pylons right now and it’s horrible. And I’m 6 floors up and facing away from the construction. The entire building vibrates and my cat is visibly like “what the fuck?” shaken out of a…

Calexico, California and Mexicali, Baja California are twin cities that straddle the border in the Imperial Valley (which feeds America its vegetables). The people of that metropolitan don’t want the wall; they typically go back and forth every day for work, shopping, etc.

To me the Electrical Workers tweet really illustrates how frantic and nutty he’s become, his mind jumping all over the place in an increasing panic. The scuttlebutt is that Biden was on TV at that time and said something about electricians. Donald’s reflex was to immediately fire back, yelling at the TV through a…

I used to manage a salon three blocks from here, and this is legit a WEIRD part of the UWS, a mix of working and middle class people who’ve been there since the late 60's/early 70s, heavy on the fixed income, Birkenstock, granola-crunchy vibe, mixed with the OBSCENELY WEALTHY. For the most part, they peacefully…

Robbie Williams is huge - literally  everywhere but the USA. That gives him the advantage of being able to live in LA relatively under the radar.

That was also my takeaway. I'm loving the drama of the guy who thinks he's going to die before this is over as well.

I hope that when this thing is completed and if and when the owners decided to move in the neighbors conspire to be ridiculously noisy all hours of the day and night.

As somebody who lives in Brooklyn and has had to deal with a regular-old apartment building getting built a few doors down, not some Belle Epoque monstrosity, I tend to have some sympathy for people living next to this nightmare. The rats, in particular, are a huge problem. On the other hand, anybody who lives on 69th…

I feel very bad for the poor traumatised animals. Building works and those ridiculous names.

“The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.”