Not to mention Caitlyn Jenner was an Olympian and massive celebrity - wayyyy more famous than Robert Kardashian ever was. Get that nepotism straight!

OK, her step-father, or before she was born step-father, or whatever.  The lineage of the money remains the same. 

Related: I loved the whole “I didn’t inherit my wealth” as her defense of being “self-made”. Honey, no one said you inherited it, but we reserve the right to say that your empire was built on your father’s notariety defending a murderer, and your sister’s subsequent sex tape.

I am on scandal overload - read the title and thought, “does Kylie go to USC?”

Girl, the bigger problem is you keeping your grandfather's last name. Let's talk about that?

Honestly surprised she didn’t @ Rosa Park. 

I don't get what she's trying to say with that Rosa Parks reference

We live in the most extra of timelines.

About those dates: between his employment by Trump Properties in 2006 and his receiving a green card in 2011, he had to have been on a temporary visa (H-1? Odd, as surely there are Americans who can drive, though not as cheaply as a sponsored immigrant). That visa would have to have been sponsored by Trump.

That is fucked up and I am for real proud of you right now. 

Here’s a piece of trivia you might appreciate. Years after “God Save The Queen” Johnnie Rotten/John Lydon was offered an MBE (“Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire”) and he turned it down.

I was hopping on trains as an unaccompanied 7-year-old. The ‘70s were awesome!

If you were hoping to find the Queen, look in the mirror. It’s you...you are Royalty with that story.

I don’t remember this incident because I was probably only 3ish when it happened, but my mom told me the story. I was a bit of a pill when I was wee and going to the store was a major issue. Apparently my grandma decided to let me hold the Teddy Ruxpin that I latched onto at the store. She didn’t intend to buy it,…

It was the 70's. If you had money, an address and a Paddington bear you were good to go. My mother and the police were not too happy about that though.

Omg

This is fucking incredible

I grew up in a two family house. A young couple lived on the first floor and mine lived on the second. One day the wife came up to have coffee with my mother. I told the wife that my mom laid on the floor to hear the couple’s fights better.

So my mom was extremely, cartoonishly abusive and absolutely had this coming BUT: when I was about 9, I found a dead bird in the driveway so I picked it up with a plastic bag and then deposited it on her pillow

I was 8 years old, and my family and I were driving to Niagara Falls in Canada for a nice long weekend trip. My sister and I were sleeping in the backseat when we got to the border, and my parents woke us up so that it didn’t look like they were smuggling 2 children under the blankets. I was pissed to be awoken from my…