Eh I’m okay with this one. What I can’t handle is the DH, DS, DD crowd. Especially when women give advice to each other and use terms like “baby dance” to refer to attempted procreation.

My sister in law is obsessed with hand sanitizer. We were out one day and she pushed hand sanitizer on everyone. Then her kid (18mo) licked the bottom of her shoe while glaring at her mother. I head to stop myself from cheering.

Possibly because “found innocent” isn’t a thing in the U.S. legal system. It is still super strange that they want him to pay money for a crime they can’t prove he committed.

I wish the police had this same energy for the people who call the cops on Black people for the crime of “existing while Black.”

Ehhh it’s good for the immune system! That’s what I say every time I catch the youngest trying to lick a handrail or something, anyways.

Snagged this from FB last week. Good thing my mom laughed when I texted it to her. I think they’ve finally given up on me. Yay!

Sadly my 3 year old ate something off the floor the other day and I didn’t even get a glimpse of what it was. It was brown.

I’m sure these “concerned commenters” are JUST as vocal about the fact that Flint still doesn’t have clean water. Or that the government continues to separate children from their parents and hold them in detention camps.

Yes, I AM a monster; just ask my seven year old, who hasn’t been allowed to wear her new cowboy boots to school because it’s been icy up here in the north and those boots are hella slippery on the bottom.

lol i can’t believe i just pretended my kids only eat these muffins in moderation. 

The phrase “no high fructose or corn syrup” makes me quite confident that she doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about anyway.

A-fucking-men. Worry about that beam in your eye lady.  

I don’t entirely disagree, but at the same time, if someone wanted to sit naked in church, the proper response is “we’re glad you attended to learn about Jesus” not a commentary on their outfit.

Well, lady, you are in luck, because the Bible actually specifically addresses this issue! Let’s crack open the good book and see what you and your sons should do!

LOL! And not just blackly naked, either! What of the famous Lularoe accidental penis? And why are so many of their prints so...penisy? THE HORROR!

Lesbians can be around women in leggings or short skirts and not turn into rape monsters. Maybe the problem isn’t the leggings or the skirts?

In addition, ladies: you are welcome to ogle *my* butt. I’ve done many squats in order to make it ogle-able.

Right? My entire life I’ve treated women as equals; consider their opinions, ideas, and contributions as valid as any similarly informed man; and also recognize them as unique individuals who defy sweeping generalizations. I’ve had and have women bosses. I want a woman president. I cried during the No Man’s Land…

Who’s going to tell her about Mom Culture? Yes, Mrs. White (stunningly appropriate name there), women who are ~someone’s mother~ wear leggings so damn much that whole MLM empire has been built upon their “blackly naked rear ends.” Don’t ever let your precious sons venture into a Target, lest their pure virginal eyes…