“...hence, I assume, why...”

Still, I can’t help but feel slightly sorry for Jade....

Oh I know. Movie posters are some of the worst offenders when it comes to Photoshop of Horrors. 

That’s devastating. She’s devastated right now.

They always use photo doubles for movie poster bodies so you aren’t wrong. 

All I have to say to this Olivia Jade girl is “Ya basic”! I don’t even really know what that means, but it cracks me up every time I hear it on The Good Place.

She and Clay are BFF. She delivered at 50 which is goddamn impressive, even with IVF.

Yes - Canadians do refer to going to University unless they are going to community college which we just call College.  To say “I’m going to College” either sounds American or of a lower level (although I personally understand the value of applied education since I work with both levels).  The only exceptions are a…

Those charts are the best, and Graydon Carter must have brought the concept with him from “Spy” when he took over “Vanity Fair.” In fact I think it was “Spy” that pioneered the whole “floating head” design that is (or was) so pervasive.

He is a garbage person, but this is a totally acceptable thing to say in a private text to one of his kids especially if they have a great relationship.  

Most Americans just say “college” in casual conversation no matter if they are going to a college or university. It would have been weird if he used the term university. 

I like how they just threw Clay Aiken in there for shits.

Good.

no surprise from the man who is patient zero for the reality tv virus - his various sons, daughters, stepsons & stepdaughters all exploit themselves for cash — kardashians, jenners, hadids etc etc

This whole dumb scandal is introducing me to so many dumb people I had no idea even roamed this planet.

It’s odd that he used the word ‘college’ in that text. Getting into most Canadian colleges just requires a pulse and money. Universities can be tougher, but only some.

And if Lori Laughlin had paid any attention to Olivia’s wants, she’d only be up on one set of charges. Que Sera.

And I hope leather comes next. There’s no reason for it if synthetics can replicate it. Unless some are allergic? Not sure on that one.

Good. I don’t normally care about ones “fashion choices”, but if you wear the dead skin of a non-human animal for status or to look cute, you’re revolting. Yeah, I don’t like that people eat meat either but at least in that scenario, they’re satiating a natural urge to eat. Wearing fur isn’t for anything other than…