Oat milk lasts forever—I bought a half-gallon of it in January and that shit doesn’t expire until the end of March. You can’t beat that!

Ah the lawless land of AOL chats. The truth’s made up and your age only sort of mattered (even though it really really did). 

Well, it’s not the most complicated, but one I don’t mind telling people about. I was studying abroad in Paris, and had a monthly metro ticket, which at the time you were supposed to keep in a little folder that came with it, with a picture of you in the folder. I don’t know if they still have that, it’s been awhile,…

I wasn’t going to vote for Klobuchar in the primaries before anyway, but I don’t think I could honestly elect an official who looked at a salad, didn’t have a utensil, and thought you know what, I’ll just use my comb for this instead of using their goddamn fingers as our hominid ancestors intended.

I once told my husband a complicated lie about hosting a prospective grad student at our place. I had to make up where they were from and that they’d missed the visiting weekend, etc. I really just wanted to clean our place up because I was planning on surprising him with one of his best friends for his birthday. The…

My colleague Rich Juzwiak once said that’s because it’s full of sugar, but I’d rather put a splash of something sweet in my coffee than risk it with whole milk.

Good. About fucking time. Something had better stick. Enough is enough with this dirtbag.

Nah,  he’s screwed.  It’s literally video of a chick saying I AM UNDERAGE AND WE ARE HAVING SEX! (somewhat) while they do it.  I don’t expect we will hear much from Mr. Kelly anymore...

I follow the minutiae of this family (guilty pleasure? guilty something) and this whole twist is really bizarre. I was just thinking the other day about how wholesome (relatively) their friendship seemed. If you follow Kylie, Jordyn has been a really consistent presence in her life & her baby’s life now. They’re…

I wonder how much Kris paid her? And if you pay someone to hook up with your daughter's baby daddy, is that prostitution? Can she be charged with anything?

Batshit wackos are everywhere, but the fact that one can create a baseless company valued at $9 billion and another can become President of the United States is unsettling. Has America gotten dumber, greedier, more gullible or all of the above?

A lot more interesting was the info that Holmes is “engaged to a younger hospitality heir, who also works in tech. She wears his M.I.T. signet ring on a necklace and the couple regularly post stories on Instagram professing their love for each other.”

I like Miley but as she ages it is getting harder to think she will actually outgrow her love for saying stupid things. Has she ever dated someone who wasn’t attractive? Don’t talk about how you only care for the soul when all those souls seemed to be wrapped in attractive packages.

This is just a new-agey way of saying “I’m not like other girls... I actually just get along better with guys.”

Some of us don’t like labels on our queerness. You could define me as pansexual because my sexuality is open to more than just the regularly gender bianaries, but I don’t feel comfortable with that word because it just doesn’t feel right for me. I might make it easier for others to identify us, especially non queer peo…

Apparently since she said so. She’s never been in a public relationship with anyone other than a cis male. For someone so “open” and “proud” about her membership in the LGBT community, I find this pretty damned suspect.

Like, just because you find women visually appealing once in a while doesn’t make you bi or pan…

My god she’s insufferable. I too haven’t forgotten her Blaxploitation Period™. And now she must hijack the LGBTQ community, just so she can claim that’s she’s not just bride, she’s a cool bride y’all! <eyeroll>

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.

Miley is a shameless, utterly feckless, contemptible person. I haven’t forgotten her blaxploitation period, after which she denounced hip-hop as being “suck my dick” ad infinitum despite cavorting around with blowup dicks onstage of her own accord.

Sigh. Now they’re saying he may have sent himself the threatening letter he talked about. If this guy did this, he’s clearly a narcissistic sociopath. I thought it was odd that he was performing and doing interviews so soon after a vicious attack. But then again, he was being accused of lying so I thought he might…