Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody said he fucked Irish.

*Mahky Mahk

My friends and I dubbed him Ice Darth Maul, and we're sticking to it.

I understand he's executing prisoners…but is he doing it to protect this club?

"Audience of twats" was all it took to get Jack Nicholson in the door.

This song was actually the subject of another Hear This, almost a year ago to the day:

It's true. I remember one episode that was from the SA office's POV, and at one point Cary and another SA were up against Alicia in court. Then Kalinda showed up and whispered in Alicia's ear and Cary's second chair said, "Oh, great. Every time I see that bitch, I know we're in trouble."

I won't disagree that Kalinda was poorly used in later seasons, but I think early on there was absolutely a life and vitality to the character that fell away over time. Not only did Panjabi win an Emmy for her performance in the first season, but her rapid ascension to fan favorite status is at least theoretically a…

I mean, I think that was kind of the point: it added to the mystery of the character by making her sound like she was from nowhere in particular. Even Nick "OI OI KALINDER M8" Savarese commented at one point, "What is that accent?"

I don't think she was ever trying to play an American. Granted, I don't know what she was trying to play, but not American.

I LOVE ALCOHOL! has just been cemented as this show's rallying cry.

He's definitely too old by now. And I imagine after six years as Boyd, he probably wants to do something new.

Yikes. And sharing that death trap with a bunch of terrified jumpy Californians rendered completely powerless by the phenomenon of falling water? I don't envy you. Then again, you're off the 405, so it's not like I envy you on dry days, either.

Was it bad? I'm up in the Valley, so I just drove up Laurel Canyon rather than take any of the highways. The natives are all terrified of driving in the rain, so they steered clear of all the canyon roads.

I know. That's why I said "already burned." Real talk, hearing thunder for the first time in years as I drove home was almost as exciting as the speech itself.

It's California. Everything within twenty miles was already burned to the ground.

I was there for this. The text is great, but it doesn't translate nearly as much of the fire as you need to get the full experience.

You honor your father's memory, Son of Neckbeard.

"So it's a free TV streaming site, but you have to watch ads?"
"Yeah! Like Spotify!"
"Oh, so you guys have a premium account, then?"
"We sure do!"
"And that premium account lets you avoid the ads?"
"Nope!"
"…Okay. But you don't have to watch as many ads, right?"
"Not at all! You get to watch the exact same amount!"
"But at…

And of course, this song would be called "You've Got Thyme."