In what universe is Estranged a "lesser Use Your Illusion" song?!

*Jestalelele put on watch list for "sounding terrorist"*

*Applies cologne, puts on fancy suit, buys flowers*

Goonies 3: Big Willy's Huge Stash

"You're high as a kite, pal! Spread 'em!"

HoloHaim?

"I've hung out at school for over a decade. Often as a student!"

That's a meatball best left under the table.

Sadly, only 2 of every 7 Corey's in Hollywood make it to adulthood.

2 Goon 2 Goonious?

It's Sequels and Death week at the AV Club!

So GoT wasn't enough money, but Super Troopers was?

My guess would've been Jeor Mormont.

Oh yeah, some sort of enforcement is really the way to go, but I think actually enforcing every "news" source on the internet is the problem.

Green Man!

Frankly, I'm not sure the founding fathers anticipated the magnitude at which average bozos could blast their opinions across an entire population.

Steve Spielberg is definitely a hack.

The internet has made me question whether or not freedom of speech is really a good idea…

He dry rubbed one out on his car, if you will.

"Git 'er done! I mean, uhh, mah name's Mater!"