That's awful.

Nah, she totes has a Google alert set up for her name.

That was my exact thought when I read the words "wee wee'd up". The fuck?

it was already done before TARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.

Why don't they just put women in the cargohold with the rest of the property and be done with it?

I AM NOT WATCHING THAT AND FUCK YOU FOR LINKING IT

nononononofuckyou SKAY SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I don't like Dyson vacuums or fans but I freakin love those hand dryers. I've often wondered if it'd feel good if I dangled my tits in there.

Fact: he cleans all of these properties with a rattling old Oreck.

Building an empire by sucking. Well done ol' boy!

My mom was also very upfront and hated "stork" bullshit how are babies made answers. Any sex question we asked at any age we got a straight answer to. In Canada you can't say what prescription medication is in an advertisement so there are these ads for cialis that imply the couple is off having sex. So I'm watching…

I've been holding out on the title of "Cool Pope" for exactly this reason

It would be really amazing if (cool) Pope Francis would step forward to say something sane and admirable about this situation. He's breaking down the boundaries everywhere else and the dormant Catholic in me would REALLY love to see him step up on this.

"Men aren't emotional, except when they are, and when they are, anything and everything they do is understandable and okay."

I mean no personal offense when I say this, but I am looking forward to the day when people of our parent's generation are dead and cold in the ground because of ideas like this.

Why lay low when you have been getting away with it for 20 or 30 years. At some point, you have to assume you are bulletproof.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...