HEY, CONGRESS, can we please take this shit seriously now that Ebola has declared a war on Sierra Leone's Christmas?

That one having money is a case of god giving with both hands. Good grief! Sorry Dev, but you never had a chance.

She didn't "find a way around it," though. This is just the way the law works. Defamation is its own separate cause of action, with its own separate damages, and its own statute of limitations. She wouldn't be able to sue him for if he didn't commit an additional tort.

LOL: You used "U.S. lawmakers" and "actual science" in the same sentence.

This...is seriously the only time I would advocate shitting in a person's food and serving it to him.

We must have been separated at birth, because this sounds exactly like my father!

I waited on tables years ago. Everyone knows parents are supposed to leave big tips. That is an an actual rule. I'm sure of it.

Were we somehow separated at birth? Because your dad sounds one helluva lot like my dad (and I have the therapy bills to prove it).

How. How. Did you not punch him in the face.

Wow.

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…

Yes I always ALWAYS tried to fight back. I was the one who ended things. I finally was given a way out - I was trapped financially and I'm still really struggling. I am just beginning recovery but admitting my part in it is helping tremendously.

Thank you for this comment. I am in the process of trying to accept my part in my past abusive relationship, and I think part of why it took me a while to accept that it was even abusive at all was the creating and sustaining part that you mentioned.

Michael Lohan and Charles Manson are both married. I think Republicans are banning the wrong people from marriage.

I know why I'm not married! It's because of my personality which has been described as a "real dick softener".

Hear that? That's the sound of silence coming from all your Facebook friends who gleefully posted his original Facebook post offering sympathy, from all the MRA dicks who came rushing to his defense, from all the assholes who threatened and harassed the woman who wrote that blind-item article about this a year ago.…

He just paid an attorney $18,000 to tell him he was an idiot. Maybe he is trying out masochism.

describing Robin Thicke as "the human version of a white leather couch" just made my week. I like to think of him, along with Adam Levine and John Mayer, as part of this three-piece set:

""Scripture tells us that we shall not oppress a stranger, for we know the heart of a stranger — we were strangers once, too."