Maybe because you are not hot enough? Or that it is hypocritical for an average looking guy who wants a hot girl to not expect that said hot girl would be equally as shallow and then settle accordingly?

Judging by your comments here, your days of being an asshole are, in fact, not long behind you.

More proof that rapists don't really care what you're wearing. This victim was in a tux for christ's sake.

The best birthday party we ever threw was a "Pirate Party". We "kidnapped" the kids early in the morning (with parents permission) and provided pirate attire for them to change out of their p.j.'s in to. Cheap stuff from a dollar store. We hid really cryptic clues throughout our house and the treasure was a wooden…

I've found the clitoris, but my gf still won't tell me where the giant squid is hidden.

HIGH POON. Winner.

High Poon

Tombsbone.

"Traveling band of strippers" sounds like a twist on the old western. Surely they could have been more creative with the name...

Looks like Bobo is a nogo, his dating prowess is soso, seems like just another dudebro.

Uh I hit three at once, like a few weekends ago. Sooooooo.

Oh please, I hit 3 before I was 20.

Right? That relationship was six weeks and six days toooooooo long.

I'm stunned someone spent seven weeks with this assbutt. This level of assbuttery is irrepressible, so it must have irrupted earlier. In any case, congratulations to the woman in question for this boil popping by itself.

Upwards of 3 is unacceptable? I've had days where I've done worse.

This so delightfully tone-deaf. I'm very thankful for the huge grin that this put on my face, because I'm having a rough week. Their STRUGGLE is so moving. I can't have Extraordinary Beauty X, because I have Extraordinary Beauty Y. I can't have all the Beauties! Much like Oedipus, Electra or Orestes, I'm stuck with…

Damn, if I sucked dick everyday my wife would probably leave me.

I agree with you, but Jaime doesn't.

Boy I really wish fate would quit forcing you to write such insane bullshit!

"fate made him act like shit." Listen, troll, I hope you're as generous with me when I punch you right in the fucking golf ball that encases the garbage that you call your brain. It will be Fate acting through me.