Ok, petition started. https://www.change.org/p/nationwide-m…

Who was her employer? Seems like a massive boycott is in order...

I live in L.A. and I've seen this service on the menu at my local spa for a couple of years. Honestly, I've always been curious and wanted to try it. But that *she* has endorsed it, I feel like I can't because I don't want to be seen as some shitty Goop trend-follower. #thanksgwyneth

I do not need this product AT ALL - I already have a Shop-vac.

Actually, the divorce rate is going *down*. People are not marrying, or marrying later. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/02/div…

If by "mistake" you mean an assertion that you shouldn't use pictures of unknown persons in a very public forum to further your own borderline slanderous speculation then yes, yes I am.

It may be, but you have taken it out of context and added a slanderous element to it. She could very well be a lawyer, or a paralegal, or just a lady walking down the hall. The point is, without having positive identification, it is extremely unwise to re-circulate the picture together with the statement you maid.…

WTF? Why would you post someone's picture on the internet like that? If you don't know with certainty that it's his mother, then don't fucking defame someone else with the question! Jesus.

This dude was my daughter's landlord for about 6 months. He wouldn't return her deposit when she left. Looks like we subsidized his defense. (For the record, she said he was always creeping around. We feel very lucky that was as far as it went.)

No, I've been lucky enough to live in the US, where we have food stamps, welfare, and other sorts of public assistance. But I've been in some pretty rough spots. 100% sure anything other than cutting the genitals of children would be the correct option.

"It was not my intention to cut people," Sanko told Al Jazeera. "But I had to support my family."

Yes, that's exactly what happened to a friend of mine. Did IVF and had eggs implanted. Two took, and then one split into two. Bam. Triplets!

If the parents don't insist on dressing them alike, and instead encourage their own sense of identity and personalty, it won't be difficult for people to tell them apart at all.

I was too damn lazy to get up and unplug my laptop - instead, I just tugged the cord from the wall. Well, I tugged too hard because the end of the plug flew out of the socket and nailed me right in the eye. (There's no makeup on me in that pic - that is solid black eye.) Lasted two weeks. And NO ONE would believe me…

I have to admit that for a brief moment, that reptilian area of my brain actually started doing the mental calculation of which "qualities" I possess. Because Prince Charming! The Cinderella brainwashing - so hard to undo!

Hey, by the way, remember your "Woman of the Year", Ellen DeGeneres? Did you get all wee-wee'd up when she posted this sweet picture?http://conservatives4palin.com/…/peta-woman-y…Hypocritical, much?

The hand dryer is my favorite. It has occurred to me that there could be other uses for it, were I a male and willing to stick my willie there. I'd probably never leave the washroom.

At least she has the rumor of losing it Michael Jackson to make Dean Cain look like, well, Superman, by comparison.

Sorry, Dev Patel. I'd throw you over for this one, too, given the chance - even without the billions.

I know, right? I wouldn't *dream* of doing that to my kid!