It should be incredibly, incredibly hard to get married, and incredibly, incredibly easy to get divorced. We put way too much focus on making the wrong part of the equation the easiest.

You posed the question and are ignoring the answers that all of the other people are giving you. "Finding a wife" is not a mathematic equation. There are a lot of reasons asswipes find wives - often multiple times - and good people remain single, most having to do with unrealistic expectations, entitlement, fear,…

Pardon me - grisly. Gristly - still closer than grizzly. Lol.

It's "gristly", not "grizzly". Pretty sure Manson didn't convince any bears to murder people.

I love how you keep responding to people who are addressing your comments with "I never said that." So, to be clear, you said, and I quote, "if Charles Manson can get a lady this good looking, why exactly should any dude, any were, not want to land the same kind of gal? please explain that!" That's what I was…

The point - you missed it. It's not about LOOKS. It's about who the person is. The reason Charles Manson landed this "good looking" (and clearly mentally off) young lady is because he is a fucking CELEBRITY. You can bet if was an 80 year old living in the same circumstances as the average, run of the mill,…

It doesn't suck for run of the mill, nondescript dudes, so long as they're willing to "settle" for run of the mill, nondescript girls. Unfortunately, they all feel entitled to the hot young ones. Even this one. Sure they'd complain that she was batshit insane, but they wouldn't let her go. Until her hotness faded,…

Save your cash! All you need is a stencil and some spray paint.

I was agreeing with you. ;-)

I might make an exception for any of the Kardashians, though.

Er, do you work in Hollywood? I have been to many red carpets and all of the people I knew on the carpet worked their asses off, day in and day out. That includes talent. You may not think they're talented enough, but trust me, they work.

And all the other penguins are just standing around and watching. It's like being at a party full of NFL players.

Pissed? Meh. More like completely stoned and deeply fascinated by the universal vibrations the paper gives off each time he twangs it with his paw.

Bullet. Dodged.

So, is she an "on-again, off-again" Venezuelan, and "on-again, off-again" model or an "on-again, off-again" girlfriend? Maybe next time try "on-again, off-again" girlfriend, Venezuelan model... Proper sentence structure is your friend.

Penises are weird.

I wouldn't let someone touch my face with a scalpel once for $13K, let alone twice. Seriously. Good work will run you at least $25K.

Yep. Long ass receipts, Coupons good only for a limited time. Whatever. I saved $350 last year, bitches.

Wow. The stupid is strong with this one.

Yeah, he had a brief moment on Fetlife where his "excuseplanation" generated the requisite ire, but the subsequent story/details from the other side have pretty much turned the kink community against him. I would be pithy and call him an assclown, but when people like him try to hide behind kink, it is so damaging to…