My thoughts exactly. But, it's Texas, so...

At what point will this kind of religious fervor be recognized as mental illness? I mean, she really believes this stuff.

No idea, but if you find out please let me know. Maybe there will be a two-dresses-for-one-soul discount? We can flip for who pays.

Christ on a cracker THAT DRESS!!!

I'm going to have to go with Kill, Kill and Kill. Fuck and Marry are permanently occupied by Tom Hiddleston.

You're not really helping yourself. In fact, you've missed the entire point.

I read that as "Jude Law" not "Jennifer Lawrence". Took a few minutes to sort the record scratch in my brain.

GET. OUT!!

;-)

A GYNECOLOGIST NAMED DR. MUFFLEY??!!

Thank you, everyone, for your amazing wishes. It gave me much needed comfort this morning. Good news - NO CANCER! The bad news? It's either pregnancy or peri-menopause. (99.9% sure it's not pregnancy, but I guess virgin births happen, right?)

Wow. Thank you so much for the love, you guys! You really perked me up. Will let you know the results. Fingers crossed!

Thanks. Me neither! I plan on repeating it as often as I can. So important!

Thank you so much. It means a LOT!!

This strikes very close to home. Two weeks ago I was reading Jez post comments, and apropos of nothing someone mentioned they had a rash on their chest. This piqued my interest - a rash appeared on my chest just after Christmas (and is still here). I had dismissed it as an allergy to my new Christmas sweaters. A Jez…

Dancing across my skin? Try shooting from every orifice!

I stood next to Aaron Eckhart at the hardware store once. Those sixty seconds were everything you'd imagine it would be.

Lots of people, actually. http://www.thebettermom.com/2013/12/04/can…

Does it seem like Julia Roberts is just giving up?

It's not that she's traditional. It's that she's being held up as the reason that ALL WOMEN should be. Traditionalists are not happy that other women choose not to be. That's what we hate.