But none of them have tentacles! How am I supposed to get turned on?

I'm going to guess that the law, when drafted, did not contemplate people carrying hand held devices that could surreptitiously photograph ladies' underwear. Laws should and do evolve to accommodate developing technology, but it's typically a glacial process and in the meantime who suffers? Women. As per usual.

When someone manipulates a camera angle such that your panties are showing, I would say that does, in fact, render one partially nude.

Zealous advocacy means to represent, or advocate, with enthusiasm or zeal. It means that the attorney shouldn't be apathetic or lackadaisical.

I'm not imputing the client's actions to his attorney, I am pointing out the logical consequences of the success of the attorney's argument.

The idea that women have zero expectation of privacy if they wear skirts is not in any way meritorious.

Actually, lawyer. It's been fifteen years but I spent time working for one of the greatest civil rights lawyers in American history. Disagreed with these kinds of defense tactics then, still do now. They're part of the reason the system is almost completely broken. But thank you for playing!

And that's a fair point. She shouldn't be criticized for taking the case, or for being a defense attorney. But deep shame on her for putting forth this defense.

Ok, so assume that she is successful and her argument becomes law of the land. End result: women can no longer appear in public with any reasonable expectation of privacy and are thus fair game for anyone who wants to take a picture of them, even if the act of taking said photo involves surreptitious methods and…

Competent representation does not mean dreaming up any fucking excuse you can to get a client off. Competent representation means making sure that the prosecutor proves the states' case, and follows the rules of evidence and procedure such that the defendant gets a fair trial. So tired of people equating competent…

If this is a criminal case and she was court-appointed, I'd agree with you, although her "defense" goes so far beyond the pale it negates the point that she was assigned to the case. If she's a private lawyer and didn't HAVE to take the case (whether criminal or civil), traitor. Traitor traitor traitor.

The bunions are real, though.

Little lamby's owner? Will get ALL the lays!

A million bucks says the parents are Burners.

Wow, Norm MacDonald has been kicking around for quite some time!

The adorableness was only slightly diminished by the heavy/noticeable breathing of whomever was recording them.

The host introducing Neil Diamond is so hot but speaks... so... slowly... I just want to tell him "shush". With my thighs.

Yum! Totally dig the color and texture.

Gosh. This made me tear up. I'm so proud of being a woman (in the way you can be proud of what you are versus what you've achieved anyway). I'm proud of what women bring to the table, gender normatively speaking - empathy, love, life itself. And I'm so tired of being attacked - legislatively, socially, and sometimes…

It was like he treated her as, like, an actual person. I mean, she has boobs! No straight dude would carry on a normal conversation with someone that had a rack like that. God made them that way for us to ogle and fondle. They're not really people you talk to. Who does that? Other than gay dudes... Think about that.…