@Scrawler2:disqus - yeah, yeah. So why won't you put out for a disease-free stud-muffin who put on his best gold chains just for you sweet lady?
RegularGonzalez
regulargonzalez--disqus
@avclub-0592cd603d4801529227f55223d0d612:disqus - well what do you know, she is my type after all!
@avclub-0592cd603d4801529227f55223d0d612:disqus - well what do you know, she is my type after all!
@avclub-006e2d232f0848e12029b4cbe9ad555f:disqus - heh. exactly.
@avclub-006e2d232f0848e12029b4cbe9ad555f:disqus - heh. exactly.
…yeah, I'm confused. Did they both have Sandra Bullock doing virtual non-sex?
…yeah, I'm confused. Did they both have Sandra Bullock doing virtual non-sex?
@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus - I had no idea it could be found for free outside of those click-here-for-virus Russian sites.
@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus - I had no idea it could be found for free outside of those click-here-for-virus Russian sites.
"sub-par blowjob to some club tool".
Stop it Paris, bad blowjobs make Jesus cry.
"sub-par blowjob to some club tool".
Stop it Paris, bad blowjobs make Jesus cry.
I *am* laughing. You were using MySpace when there was a Paris Twitter feed! That means…just crunching some numbers here…YOU USED MYSPACE NO EARLIER THAN 2008!!! HA HA, WHAT A LOSER!
I *am* laughing. You were using MySpace when there was a Paris Twitter feed! That means…just crunching some numbers here…YOU USED MYSPACE NO EARLIER THAN 2008!!! HA HA, WHAT A LOSER!
Jesus, you're one of us. Sorry Bruce.
Jesus, you're one of us. Sorry Bruce.
@avclub-6258e285eeb51b21d01ffe9cb9f9c1d1:disqus - Just like @Dikachu:disqus !
@avclub-6258e285eeb51b21d01ffe9cb9f9c1d1:disqus - Just like @Dikachu:disqus !
Everything I learned I learned from Porky's. All you need is an conveniently placed hole in the shower wall.
Everything I learned I learned from Porky's. All you need is an conveniently placed hole in the shower wall.
That's always the first reaction I have with these things, even if the victim is a douche. I want to punch the cab-driver in the face. Oddly enough I feel nothing for Mitt Romney's plight over the "47% of American losers are fucking losers" dealie.