they're coming to put him away, ha ha, ho ho, hee hee!
they're coming to put him away!

@avclub-9068bfb1ee2a95f6b79d071f3c70b40c:disqus  - damn straight you did, we have a raging case of herpes.

@avclub-9068bfb1ee2a95f6b79d071f3c70b40c:disqus  - damn straight you did, we have a raging case of herpes.

@avclub-83475238709616235c8d155c95629c02:disqus  - Ha ha, I'm even older than you, and you are fuckin' old! I'm so old that I like to start up conversations by asking people questions about things instead of Googling It For Myself! I like to walk to a video store and pick up the videos and look at them and talk to the…

@avclub-83475238709616235c8d155c95629c02:disqus  - Ha ha, I'm even older than you, and you are fuckin' old! I'm so old that I like to start up conversations by asking people questions about things instead of Googling It For Myself! I like to walk to a video store and pick up the videos and look at them and talk to the…

I wanna hear more about the dockworkers who play D&D. Unless they were playing 2nd edition Advanced. Fuckin' Cavalier class, what a joke.

I wanna hear more about the dockworkers who play D&D. Unless they were playing 2nd edition Advanced. Fuckin' Cavalier class, what a joke.

My local indy store is where the wife picked up "The Phantom Carriage" on the weekend. Criterion, wow, what a print. Best silent film acting I've ever seen.

My local indy store is where the wife picked up "The Phantom Carriage" on the weekend. Criterion, wow, what a print. Best silent film acting I've ever seen.

Je suis bustee!

Je suis bustee!

and then naomi watts masturbates a chicken thinking about it.

and then naomi watts masturbates a chicken thinking about it.

Never been around too many Frenchies then have you. They all look better than anything, well put together all the time. Their winos look better than our bank managers.

Never been around too many Frenchies then have you. They all look better than anything, well put together all the time. Their winos look better than our bank managers.

FUCKIN SON OF A BITCH MAKIN ME FEEL BAD FOR BEIN A ASSHOLE

FUCKIN SON OF A BITCH MAKIN ME FEEL BAD FOR BEIN A ASSHOLE

Maybe motherfucker caved in his own damn head. What the fuck you lookin' at ME for?

Maybe motherfucker caved in his own damn head. What the fuck you lookin' at ME for?

The path of the fresh prince is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men, and all these motherfuckin' vampires on this motherfuckin' planet. Blessed is he who, just like they did in "The Pursuit of Happyness" and "Men in Black 3", shepherds this shit through the valley of…