regulargonzalez--disqus
RegularGonzalez
regulargonzalez--disqus

The path of the fresh prince is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men, and all these motherfuckin' vampires on this motherfuckin' planet. Blessed is he who, just like they did in "The Pursuit of Happyness" and "Men in Black 3", shepherds this shit through the valley of

@Scrawler2:disqus  - it's OK, I pushed the button twice!

@Scrawler2:disqus  - it's OK, I pushed the button twice!

IGNORE ME!!!

IGNORE ME!!!

@avclub-92a972196ae14b06997dc73a44c6cddd:disqus  - LOL. Did you just make that up?

@avclub-92a972196ae14b06997dc73a44c6cddd:disqus  - LOL. Did you just make that up?

@avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus  - I had 
Maximilian — he was a prize I got in a box of cereal. Not much skill required; snap the two halves together and there you are. He did have a stick-on set of fanblades though.

@avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus  - I had 
Maximilian — he was a prize I got in a box of cereal. Not much skill required; snap the two halves together and there you are. He did have a stick-on set of fanblades though.

@avclub-1e2184e9a38acddfb65b66905ad70f9a:disqus  - the first time I ever heard "homes" was in the movie Colors. Because it was said to Duvall, the cop, by Luis Guzman, the guy who's not a cop, I figured it was "Holmes", like since he's gotta go around detecting.

@avclub-1e2184e9a38acddfb65b66905ad70f9a:disqus  - the first time I ever heard "homes" was in the movie Colors. Because it was said to Duvall, the cop, by Luis Guzman, the guy who's not a cop, I figured it was "Holmes", like since he's gotta go around detecting.

Tobias! You blowhard!

Tobias! You blowhard!

Ask it what it's favorite school is. I bet it'll say "Stetson University". I know I would.

Ask it what it's favorite school is. I bet it'll say "Stetson University". I know I would.

However, one issue that Alien did not try to deal with was weightlessness. It used the things you say to great effect to make us buy into the idea of them being space travellers, but 2001 actually went whole hog and, both within spacecraft and looking at spacecraft from an outside POV, and on the Moon, convinced us we

However, one issue that Alien did not try to deal with was weightlessness. It used the things you say to great effect to make us buy into the idea of them being space travellers, but 2001 actually went whole hog and, both within spacecraft and looking at spacecraft from an outside POV, and on the Moon, convinced us we

"
Hathor flavor-cult bites men"

"
Hathor flavor-cult bites men"

"Look at my tits! They're perfect!!"