"Look at my tits! They're perfect!!"

Don't you be badmouthing Wipeout, dude. What could be more honest or straightforward? "This man believed, against all evidence, that he possessed the skill to traverse a forty foot gap by means of a series of giant rubber balls. Therefore let us watch him fail painfully, at once kneeing himself in the teeth and…

Don't you be badmouthing Wipeout, dude. What could be more honest or straightforward? "This man believed, against all evidence, that he possessed the skill to traverse a forty foot gap by means of a series of giant rubber balls. Therefore let us watch him fail painfully, at once kneeing himself in the teeth and…

"You want it in the face, or in the gut? The face, it looks bad, and everybody can tell, but it don't hurt so much. The gut, nobody knows nothin', but it hurts. Real bad."

"You want it in the face, or in the gut? The face, it looks bad, and everybody can tell, but it don't hurt so much. The gut, nobody knows nothin', but it hurts. Real bad."

@avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus  - I believe you are referring to the Haasenpfeffer

@avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus  - I believe you are referring to the Haasenpfeffer

@avclub-a6fdefb2b99177b152b2392b43097665:disqus  - yeah, it was along the lines of "pfft. lookit this guy with his eighties fifties thing. I'm more into a seventies fifties."

@avclub-a6fdefb2b99177b152b2392b43097665:disqus  - yeah, it was along the lines of "pfft. lookit this guy with his eighties fifties thing. I'm more into a seventies fifties."

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus  - here we go again.

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus  - here we go again.

Yes, I said; for the love of God.

Yes, I said; for the love of God.

skeleton is the funnest word there is to join to other words for a laugh. it always works. "Rich Uncle Skeleton" — see?

skeleton is the funnest word there is to join to other words for a laugh. it always works. "Rich Uncle Skeleton" — see?

BARF

BARF

you like katarl so much., you should give esk and pigup a try sometime

you like katarl so much., you should give esk and pigup a try sometime

@avclub-069090145d54bf4aa3894133f7e89873:disqus  - that's not been true since 1982 when the Constitution Act was passed.