Can we stop with the Aaron Hernandez “may have” murdered someone. There was enough evidence to convict him and he was sentenced to life in prison. There was something seriously wrong with the Florida Gators during Urban Meyer’s tenure there. From Tim Tebow trying to convert people and performing circumcisions on…

Him and his brother were the same dudes saying Free Aaron Hernandez and supporting him. So you support an accused murder who may have killed three people, but black men doing nothing and  getting shot by cops, you had “ limited info” so you  can’t support that?

As the whitest person you’ve ever met and an expert on my people, I assure you they have no interest in solving it.
They just want to blame someone else for it.

“Please fix racism for us”

Ambush would imply that the shooter lured the cops there under false pretenses, then shot them. Dude just walked up and shot them both. To hear it from cops they’re trained to be “warriors” who are always ready for danger. Maybe they should’ve had more situational awareness \_(ツ)_/¯

Also think of what a “TRUMP/PENCE” sign in someone’s front yard does to their neighbors’s property values. If you were looking at a house with intent to buy and when you went down the street to look at it there was a Trump sign on the front lawn of a house on the block, wouldn’t you be thinking, “Jesus, I don’t know…

Nice, Lewis! You are the greatest Formula 1 driver of all time so use that position for change. If people don’t like that, they can go fuck their conservative, racist, twinkerbelle asses. Tough shit, eh, republicans?

Someone else has to write about motorsports, since it’s an earnest and sincere pursuit, and the weekday crew is waaaayy to cynical to become vested in anything. 

Weekends are when (most) motorsport races are run, ergo sum it makes sense to write about them as they go on. You have the entire working week for your inane articles about tail lights or what anthropomorphic hatchbacks would look like. Kindly allow us motorsport folk to enjoy the 2 days of decent content per week…

no one wants a racing series that says “F*** it, just load that 20 gallons of fuel with the fastest way you can possibly think of...”

It just means there are only 16 people sad enuff to be home on Saturday night, reading Jalapnik, commenting on Jalopnik...

Why does the sponsor of that car appear to be “Market Scam”?

More likely than no one wanted it. Publishers aren’t moral arbiters. They’re in it to make money.

Hi there...*squints* Florida Man. Ever been to a state with 4 seasons?

But, no, yeah, the economy is -exactly- where it was in February in the before times...

It only takes one look at Tesla's unreal P/E ratio to realize it's in a hilarious bubble. 

Well except for the people hauling or towing things that cant go 100, or go 100 safely. Or the tanker trucks running toxic chemicals that shouldnt go 100. Or the people who cant pay attention to the road and are covering 146 ft every second, which means fucking with the radio for two seconds has moved you a football…

25 mph is too fast for most people to handle safely

If they’d stop measuring the cars speed, there wouldn’t be as many speeding tickets.

Remember when Montana went to Reasonable and Prudent and had to go back from it because people went “oh you mean a speed that far outstrips my actual driving ability?”