Plan B: The Great Jalop Wrenchapalooza.

‘Jackjob’?

Matt Helm

What jurisdiction would that be?

“She started out racing dirt bikes, winning 19 different national championships and getting a spot on the Kawasaki factory team. She has been racing Stadium Super Trucks since 2016, and has raced in high profile events like the Pikes Peak Hillclimb, the Baja 1000, and the Mint 400 (pictured above).”

You should really read the article before posting.

Counterpoint: The police actually *are* the enemy.

It’s a fucking piece of cloth. Fetishizing it accomplishes jack shit.

Cool. Now tell us about the‘Freedom’ the flag is purported to represent.

The cops are already proper God-fearing Christians, and their version of God says ‘Job well done, fellas’

I gotta tell ya, dude... this thread is one of the highlights of 2020 for me. 2 random gearheads pinpointing the precise details of a 55 year old toy car just as a matter of course.

Jalopnik works in mysterious ways.

Truth spoken.
There’re so many HotWheels grade paint jobs on the roads now... every day has at least one ‘WTF! I remember that colour’ moment.

Orange and yellow surfboards, right?

I’m pretty sure I had that HotWheels. It came with 2 surfboards that clipped onto the bed.

Did you read the article? He ran away before the cops got there.

All you’re doing is making authoritative assertions of your opinion, with the added filigree of italicizing the words you think are important. You make completely unwarranted assumptions, and gloss over uncomfortable variables.

Strangely enough, an actual rocket scientist is quoted in the article explaining why you’re full of shit.

“Uncontrolled reentries and eventual crash sites are difficult to model, since scientists don’t fully understand the complex dynamics of the upper atmosphere, Holger Krag, head of ESA’s Space Debris Office, said…

Go into any First Nations community and start throwing the word ‘Pocahantas’ around as a pejorative.

Notice that the ‘machine gun’ that dude is taking a selfie with is actually made of wood and a horseshoe.

Not a single word of this is accurate.