Were Krogers agents of Krispy Kreme when they sold KK donuts in Ohio?

How does tort law 101 contend with the existence of bars?

Jim Meyer is the CEO of SiriusXM. He has a bit of sway over who Sirius sponsors.

Apparently the plan for 2020 is to run a full season with one car. The second car they bought is a spare.

I’ll be shocked if MSR runs more than one car next year. 

Let’s find out for sure!

Do something intelligent, and we’ll see if I can detect it.

“You should ask for your brain cells back”

You whine about bad quality writing, and that’s the best rejoinder you can come up with?

Irony is completely lost on you, isn’t it, Skeezix?

You whine about the quality of writing/editing on Jalopnik, but you’re still here, reading and whining about it.

But here you are...

You should ask for your money back.

It should come as no surprise whatsoever that Vernon Francois has a wide assortment of hair care and styling products for sale at reasonable prices at your local Sally Beauty.

Related: Subscribe to his youtube channel!

Vern hairshamed that girl to boost his brand and make his month-end sales quotas.

Fuck Vern.

For being the apparent voice of ‘Everyone’, you’re really getting spittle-flecked, kid.

‘Everyone’ may need to look into getting a more coherent spokesperson.

I dunno, kid... at least 28 people got the jape just fine. Now you’re embarrassed and lashing out like an edgy 12 year old in a vain attempt cover the fact that you’re not bright enough to understand when adults make jokes.

Go play ForkKnife or something.

Bioweapons.

He found out about bioweapons.

Sarcasm is completely lost on you, isn’t it?

That’s gotta make life difficult.

You’re really fucking stupid, aren’t you?

It never occurred to me that anyone would take this seriously.

Actually, it’s about ethics in twitch streaming wardrobe decisions.

No one cares about your boner, dude.

Here’s that attention you’re so desparately looking for!

Now fuck off.

Still eager to know why I’m a retard, Jay.

It almost seems like you didn’t actually read my comment, and reacted based on what you *thought* I posted, as opposed to what I really said.

That would be really fucking embarrassing.

You should either explain your rationale, or man up and apologize.