My bud has been trying to get a 5 minute run time out of a blackpowder engine for at least 15 years. There’s a $500 bet riding on it. 

I have friends who raise bison. When the tail goes vertical like that, you know shit’s about to get real.

Way to stick it to those coastal elite intellectuals, Jack.   

You’re a fucking brilliant writer.

Not being married to him probably had a lot to do with that.

That short hood is totally gonna give the ladies the wrong impression.

Paul was an MLM grifter

LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES, MAN!!3!!11!

Fucking Ohio.

But he’s spoken simplistic rhyming couplets over marginally danceable beats he’s purchased from talented people! Who can deny such an artiste artist his minor peccadilloes?

Oh! Forsooth!

I swoon!

You are all just jackanapes, jealous of his skills, who would readily switch places with him if afforded such an opportunity.

Y…

“I’m not sure why there’s such a big push to get everyone else to be vaccinated”

That’s because you don’t understand how herd immunity works.

Do you honestly expect a full blown start-at-the-very-beginning ‘explainer’ for every story on Jezebel?
That’s an unrealistic expectation, when (as you ably illustrated) if you’re really interested in an already developed story that you haven’t been following, you can look up the background all by yourself.

“(the white stripes aren’t music)“

“He never had possession of the ball. Why is he blocking the plate?”

Narrator: He was not blocking the plate

You know about minority governments, right?

IMSA coverage switched to CNBC because NASCAR got rained out.

Nah.... America formed in London, but the original 3 members were sons of US AIr Force personnel.

 

The only person saying Ngo had a brain hemorrhage is Ngo, and that poor old man had been been attacking bystanders with a baton prior to being punched out.

If truth and justice was on your side, y’all wouldn’t need to lie about literally fucking everything.
Disingenuous motherfucking Nazi.

They’ll be nerfed by BOP before they make it across the border to Mosport.