I can’t see where that happened.

Oh... I get it... you were trying to make a joke, failed at it, and now you’re tossing out insults to people who failed to parse your attempt at humour.

Work on your material, lad... Mitzi Shore woulda laughed you out of the audition.

SCCA F4 springs to mind.

The whole ‘being born in France’ thing adds credibility to the assertion that he’s French.

For the fuck of shit, that stunt goes back to the dawn of public speaking.

Joe McCarthy horked up a variation of it with his “I have here in my hand a list of 205 that were made known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party” schtick

Yokels bought it then, yokels will buy it now.

So manly.

You know the questions that need to be asked.

Do you have a newsletter?

He’d have a black friend if he could find a good one.

“My point is I don’t want my motorsports journalists to have articles about how much they personally hate someone and that they should be written off indefinitely despite whether they change their behavior or not.”

Pretty sure she’s not ‘your’ motorsports journalist.

Bernie Spolsky and Keith Brown say Yiddish is a dialect of high German. I’m inclined to believe Cambridge linguistics professors, but please, share your superior lore about ‘yiddush’.

Better yet, cite a linguist who says Yiddish *isn’t* a dialect of high German.

Yiddish? German dialect with a bit of Hebrew mixed in. Live in a properly multicultural city and you pick up all kinds of language fragments. I learned mine working on Spadina in Toronto.

“A choke chain has a propper way wear the thing so that you don’t end up dead - even in kink culture or BDSM or what have you.”

Yeah,…

Ok, so you’re Jewish woman who doesn’t differentiate between Yiddish and Hebrew, insistently whinging ‘SHE’S DOING IT WRONG. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE DONE THE WAY I SAY IT IS TO BE DONE!!!’ at a woman wearing a repurposed choke chain as a cultural/fashion accessory for reasons you admit to having no interest in…

Yeah, you’re a straight Caucasian male. They’re the only demographic that could obsess about how a woman chooses to wear something you consider yourself to be an expert on.

You’re either some fresh off the farm chudwah with a really specific fetish for chokers, or you’re just another ‘splainy schmuck trying to make…

Have you ever been part of a kink community, Cletus?

No. No you haven’t.

So shut the fuck up about the mechanics of how chokes work. She can wear it however the fuck she wants to, and her reasons have nothing to do with dogs.

You condescending fucking bellend.

She is wearing it the way she wants to wear it. That makes it the right way.

She’s not doing it to satisfy your imaginary standards, dude.

Ask for your money back, and call the cops on the guy who forced you to read the story.

It’s amazing that the death toll isn’t through the roof, given the paths they took. Missed my house by 3 blocks. It rained like stink, but the winds weren’t even strong enough to flap the greenhouse covers. Head east(ish) about a quarter of a mile and what used to be a UDF station lies in rubble. Tornadoes can be freak…

Here’s that attention you were looking for.

It seemed like such an absolute gotcha. Shill for his employer *and* get a dig in at anticapitalism at the same time.

Narrators voice: “It was not an absolute gotcha.”