Now the Zodiac Killer has no choice but to reveal himself in order to distance himself from Ted Cruz.

You won’t believe how many members of Congress came to hear him speak! From both houses! The most ever! And Supreme Court justices too!

Trump then went on to say that he would be starting a new tradition by holding a State of the Union address every year, something his predecessors never did, and is not even required anywhere in the Constitution. Because he cares that much that we know all about the hard work he’s doing in office.

“And now, here is Casey Affleck to present the Roman Polanski lifetime achievement award to Woody Allen!”

It’s the other people the ones who have to live up to their “Christian” standards, not them, because they can always ask Jesus for forgiveness, while the rest of us “godless liberals” can’t.

There’s nothing Evangelicals love more than a good persecution fantasy.

The “Moral Majority” finally get the leader they deserve: a serial sexual predator, adulterer, thrice-married, draft-dodging megalomaniac coward who has admitted to never have asked god for forgiveness.

Gleaning. Not “gleaming.” With an N. For fucks sake.

An actual apology. No “I’m sorry if anyone was offended” crap. It was the wrong thing to say and he admits it. Good for him.

Please take note politicians,celebrities and people in general, this is how you do it.

Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

May have teared up a bit just seeing this. I didn’t realize how excited I was, or how much it’d make my heart hurt to see Carrie Fisher.

“contains a sequence that some viewers might find traumatic”

*takes a quick look around* Outlander, we have your woman! OUTLANDER!!

This is one of the many, many things that is so frustrating about the administration’s flag waving the past two weeks. I understand that the Anthem means different things to different people, and I have no problem with how any American feels they need to handle this: Stand, kneel, never watch the NFL again, whatever.…

Because a black guy got to be president and white america decided to burn the world down because of it.

So if I’m at an event and Pence is there, all I have to do to get him to leave is to kneel? Shouldn’t this be on Lifehacker?

Of the many things Liberals should learn from Trump’s victory, is that the Christian Right should never be given the benefit of the doubt. We must never be shy to call them out for what they truly are: a cult of hypocritical, win-at-any-cost, evil, racist, hateful, patriarcal anti-American fuckheads. We must not cede…

Donald Trump being interviewed by Mike Huckabee?

Kinja sucks. I can’t find the Narcos reviews. I get notifications about replies but I can’t respond and i don’t know where to find that comment to go back and reply. I get notifications about replies from months ago. I have no idea what comment was recommended. It’s designed to stifle comments and it is succeeding.