Before the ultimate finale, bringing in Rachel McAdams, Helen Mirren, and Gary Oldman for:

This seemed wrong to me also but I think it works, sort of?

Little-known fact: The dinosaurs died out when they climbed into papier-mache replicas of themselves in order to retrieve their lost cellphones.

I was waiting for some dark humor with Mare hearing a CRUNCH underfoot as she searched the house during the blackout.

“Among those recruited is high school teacher and family man Dan Forester”

It’s where you go when it’s so damn hot you’ll sit through history class just for some AC and a chair.

Dude is a Clark County Deputy District Attorney. I look forward to his bosses hearing that he’s unhappy that sex trafficking and racism is no longer part of what he can enjoy while on vacation.

This sounds ridiculous but the idea of mashing up zombie and heist movies (two solid genres) is not in itself awful

In addtion to the drywall, another peeve this week: the consternation about the soup ingredients spilling on the floor and speaking about them in the past tense as if they were now wasted. Like they should be maintaining restaurant levels of sanitation after the apocalypse and not picking them up to cook.

Two things:

you do need a few humans to explain who these creatures are and why they’re tussling like drunks outside a bar on St. Patrick’s Day

Sounds like it’d make a good double feature with “Us”

Giant ants or GTFO

There’s many similarities between this and QAnon:

Flags tomorrow will be at full mast

I find that the CERTAINTY OF DEATH being the only TRUE GUARANTEE in life brings me GREAT COMFORT when I really think about it. Also while I currently have no one to RUB BODIES with, these days I figure that masturbation is STILL PRETTY NEAT and honestly kind of underrated! All in all things could always be worse.…

“STOP SOMEONE MODDED BERNIE SANDERS INTO RESIDENT EVIL 7 IM SCREAMING”

I feel like this should be the most unnecessary cautionary tale ever.

Maybe the real tasered balls were the friends we made along the way?

Lucy Lawless is so fucking cool.