regretiteveryday
Regretiteveryday
regretiteveryday

My hair was about that texture as a kid too (gorgeous spirals when you left it alone though *sigh*) and my mom insisted on keeping it cut blunt at jaw level because it was so hard to brush through. That's jaw length straight and wet. With bangs. Cut to my eyebrows when straight and wet. My god, it was a mess. She made

I’ve got a friend who has straight blonde hair, but she married a black guy. Both their daughters got that fine-but-intensely-curly hair. Poor mom doesn’t know how to handle it, and dad can just shave his if it gets too much so he’s never thought about it. I went over there with a basket of hair product for them to

I don’t own a brush - neither does my daughter because curls. And the husband is bald (I’ll add “-ing” to be kind) so he doesn’t have a brush either. She brought The Boy home to meet the fam (they live in NYC; we do not) and the poor kid forgot a brush so he asked if he could borrow one of ours. He couldn’t figure out

Preach! What is up with people telling those of us with curly locks to brush. Do I want to look like an electrified poodle? I do not.

I have curly hair that I wear curly. Now it looks like my toddler daughter has curly hair. And my reaction has been: “YES. STAND BACK EVERYONE, BECAUSE I HAVE THIS. THIS IS THE ONE THING I AM ACTUALLY PREPARED FOR.”

Curly hair solidarity. I brushed mine until I was almost thirteen and finally saw a hairdresser for the first time in my life and she told me to knock it out. She also introducede to the magic of hair gel. And I was like, my hair is curly, not frizzy! It’s a miracle. Even on my worst days I will never look as bad as I

“If you’d just BRUSH your hair more often it would look good!”

in 2004, I would have really appreciated this SATC reference. now, I think those four women were just a bunch of crazies. Especially Carrie. OMG, Carrie is painful to watch now! All those pensive stares into the middle distance while strutting down the street.

I just heard about this! They killed off Kitchenette? ARE THEY INSANE? Does anything anywhere in the entire Gawker universe generate more page views and comments than Behind Closed Ovens? And for what? Another article making fun of how fat Chris Christie is, or pointing out that all the Republican Presidential

I have used RTR, and it worked out. A little stressful b/c you have to hope your choices fit at the last minute, but they offer a lot of opportunities to make sure your order is right.

i believe that is a blood orange.

She was pure fucking evil, man. I knew someone who worked there... She also fired a woman for crying on the job after losing her husband and kid in a car accident, and only being allowed to take 3 bereavement days. Was fired because she couldn’t “keep her home and work life separate.”

During a JOB INTERVIEW.

“Concious uncoupling” broke the Internet?

The text at the top doesn’t follow from the quote at the bottom. The American Right looks crazy enough as it is; we don’t need to twist their words. Just makes us look stupid in the process.

and so was Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

I don’t know for sure, but I think she was talking about a movie where a vehicle had to maintain a certain speed. If it didn’t keep up that speed, the vehicle would explode. So the speed of the vehicle was the important plot point. I believe it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

It’s been years... Years... Oh sweet mother of sin so many long years since any farm hand has plowed my fields. A lean tan farm hand whose just passing through for the summer. He asks me for lemonade one afternoon when everyone else is working and his shirt sticking to his chest and abs... What? What are we talking

My hair just gets a lot of attention, and it seems to be something people feel fine openly commenting on. I don’t mind a compliment here and there, but yeah. Sometimes I wish for “boring” hair so I could fly under the radar once in a while. Grass is always greener, eh? Such is being a lady, I’ve come to understand.

Will wear my hair even bigger and crazier from now on just to spite these people.