He is such a piece of hot flaming garbage.

“But, but, but...it’s not the gun’s fault. If a person wants to kill themselves they’ll find a way to do it.”

Also, fuck you people who espouse that logic.

Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

SEE

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Just recently, I saw a Kickstarter for rescuing a Mormon girl from one of these conversion camps, but it doesn’t seem to come up on Google.

Those tapes are goddamn surreal. The bit about using performance-enhancing drugs and/or genetic engineering to make better missionaries particularly was priceless.

“Blessed are the job creators: for they shall be called reliable political donor.”

As someone living in Utah, we are actively trying to change that. He, along with other elected reps, are some of the worst obstructionists at the federal and state level. It’s an uphill battle, but we’re trying.

Mike Pence probably watched one episode of House of Cards and thinks he can pull off that manoeuvre (he can’t!)

It’s his weasel eyes. I hate him.

He can totally look in his daughter’s eyes and tell him he supports all that. He just can’t “endorse” all that.

Chaffetz chaffs a lot of people.

Exactly. He gives off that arrogant self-righteousness that is common among folks who are soon involved in a scandal involving the very things they rail against. So i fully expect to see him in some sort of bribe-taking scandal that will force him to resign. That or he diddles young boys.

Clowns like Chaffetz exist because districts like his exist- he can’t lose. Lord knows he’s tryin’ but he can’t say anything stupid enough to possibly lose.

Of course he doesn’t endorse Trump.

I had similar circumstances, moved to Utah when I was in kindergarten. Parents would literally tell their kids not to play with me because I wasn’t Mormon. People do weird, dumb shit when they’re part of a majority and you’re not.

keyword: directly. It’ll still happen. Can’t let those uppity women think that they got away with being near alcohol or anything else remotely interesting, even if they did get raped.

congratulations byu, for slowly approaching the bare minimum of human decency. you’ll get there some day.

Can’t wait to see how they screw this up. Because they will screw this up. Most likely the medical reports will “mysteriously” get published and they’ll say someone’s life was in danger so they “had” to. I don’t trust BYU